Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

You should try a round of that timeless Opie and Anthony game, Cherry Darts. Have Emily get in the corner of the room naked on all fours. A gaping asshole is a must. Next, have a couple of people get in line on the other side of the room, the dart throwers. Finally, grab a bucket of Cool Whip. Each person should take a cherry and dip it in the Cool Whip, after which they throw it at her gaping asshole (the Bullseye). When the cherry hits the mark made by the Cool Whip is your spot. You might want to have a judge standing next to her to mark the spots. The closest cherry to her asshole wins. It's a lot harder than it sounds...