This may be the first time that many of you have attended a Bukkake Party, so I thought I should share some Bukakke Etiquette Tips I found:
Concerned writes: What sort of gift is customary for a guest to give to a bukkake party hostess? Wine? Cheese? Visine? I do not want to appear ungrateful for the pleasure of whacking off on this kind woman's face. Please advise.
Gentle Reader: Proper etiquette for a Bukkake party is very important.
First of all, just like there are several sets of silver for a proper dinner party, there should be several sets of towels for a proper Bukkake party. Never use one of the sweat towels for spooge, and never use one of the spooge towels for sweat. That is considered very gauche. When setting a proper table, the spooge towels should be on the left; the sweat towels on the right. Never leave the used towels on the same table as the unused towels. That is considered very rude.
Second, it is bad form to shoot spooge on anyone other than the guest of honor. This is considered so rude that it is still considered just cause for being challenged to a duel.
Third, it is acceptable to bring a small gift, like flowers or wine, but never bring white wine. The proper wine for this occaision is red wine. (Who knows what the white wine would be confused with. Then again, who knows what red wine would be confused with.) A good bottle of Merlot will suffice.
Fourth, it is considered bad form to comment about the physique of other people at the party, and never stare if someone is inadvertently violating the rules of etiquette. Always thank your hostess when you are done. Then, step away and make room for the next guest. Never barf on the hostess.
When setting up snacks and the like at a Bukakke party, never serve custard. Also, never serve anything with mayonaise.
We hope these helpful hints will be useful for your next party.
Concerned writes: Thank you for clearing up my bukkake etiquette question. I am think about bringing our lovely hostess a nice mouth funnel as a gift. I have a few additional questions as well:
1) Is it considered proper to bring a date to a bukkake? I truly feel that a man and a woman should share in each others hobbies.
2) If two men arrive wearing the same full face wrestling mask is the one who arrived last required to remove his mask or may they both still wear matching masks?
3) If (hypothetically) I was a premature ejaculator would I be assigned a preferential spot in line?
4) Would it be considered bad taste to wave a John 3:16 sign in front of the web cam?
Gentle Reader:
Is it proper to take a date to a Bukkake party? That depends upon whether your date is going to be participating. After all, if this were a dinner party, and the hostess prepared a certain amount for everyone to eat, it would be quite impolite to bring a date without so informing the hostess.
In like manner, at a Bukkake party, if everyone brought a date, the hostess would have no way of knowing if there's enough to go around. So Miss Manners frowns on uninvited guests, unless you ask your hostess ahead of time.
I understand the embarrassment that must arise when two male guests wear the same wrestling mask.
I believe that when attending a proper Bukkake party, you should always bring two masks in case this embarrassing situation arises. Further, a proper hostess for a Bukkake party should always have several wrestling or ski masks out on the table in case of this sort of fashion emergency. I always prefer floral prints for the wrestling masks at my parties.
If you are a premature ejaculator, proper manners require that you ask the other attendees if you can go first. This may also make it easier for the hostess, thereby lightening her work load.
Regarding the John 3:16 sign, that would not be improper, but you should not cite any biblical verses concerning the second coming, as there may be some attendees at the bukkake party that might find that sacreligious, and therefore impolite.
Lastly, I remind all gentle readers: don't drink and drive when attending a bukkake party. If you have any other sticky questions concerning proper etiquette and behavior at a bukakke party, please write.
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I hope this helps...
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