The hot couple that lives behind me...

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My thread has been woj'd...

The honor is mine. :D

it's been a pleasure wojing your thread...

I bow to your wojness.

advice that couple to go to and take their issues to Jerry Springfield.

That kind of stuff is a nightly occurance araound my place.
If it ain't the people living in my building fighting, it is the crack whores fighting in the street out front or the lane.
never a dull moment around here.

break out the cam and take pics of her then if she soo hot!

Just because you have kids in your late teens/early 20s doesnt mean your uneducated. I would rather have my kids early on and raise them, move em out and I would be in the 40s. Rather than being some menopausal, depressed, 'achiever', still trying to raise kids in their 50s and struggling with their career and not having any time for those kids you put off for years.

Seriously though, that woman behind you needs a backdoor man

I would ask them to leave the neighborhood, make an offer on their house and sell it to someone that you like.

make up sex

LOL This thread is a riot...

Goodmorning everybody, out the door I go now, gotta run bye!

See you all when I get home :D

emmm yeah, so where does that Hot part come in?

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11

This one always kills me.
She got pregnant on purpose, and there was just no way for the poor guy to stop her.

Did these women knock your friends out, beat them off, steal their sperm, and artificially inseminate themselves?

Yes, I know that some women "trick" men into beleiving the are on birth control, and those women should have the shit kicked out of them. BUT, if your friends don't want kids yet, don't just trust sluts.

Classic

CTV.ca News Staff

Canadian women are having children later in life, say the newest figures on births in Canada.

Statistics Canada says that almost one-half of the women who gave birth in 2003 were age 30 and older. That's a big jump from two decades ago, when three-quarters of moms in Canada were under 30 years old.

The average age of a woman giving birth in 2003 was 29.6. In 1983, the average age was 26.9.

Statistics Canada says the figures reinforce a long-term trend that more women are waiting longer to start families. The average first-time mother in 2003 was 28 years old. The agency's Patricia Tully tells CTV.ca that's a fairly significant jump from 1983 when the average age of first time mothers was 25.1.

The oldest first-time mothers on average were in British Columbia, at 28.8 years, followed closely by Ontario, at 28.7. Nunavut had the youngest first-time mothers with an average age of 21.7.

Mothers over 30 have been in the majority in Ontario since 1999, and in British Columbia since 2001, says Statistics Canada. Conversely, in the territory of Nunavut, 77 per cent of mothers in 2003 were under the age of 30.

"Increasingly, people are waiting a few years before they make these big life altering changes," Bob Glossop the Vanier Institute of the Family told Canada AM.

"People want to feel relatively secure financially. They want to have a fair number of the sort of creature comforts that we associate with family life."

When the guy is a nice guy & likes to give people the benefit of the fucking doubt, then they tend to believe it when the girl says she's on birth control. When the girl DOES go off the birth control, does NOT tell the guy on PURPOSE, and gets knocked up then yeah, she gets pregnant on purpose and there is no quotation marks around the "tricks" the guy into believing she's on birth control, she just flat out fucking lied.

I agree, if my friends don't want kids they shouldn't trust these girls but they do because they too are in the first 6 months where everything is la dee fucking da, she can do no wrong, she's so great, rah rah rah... *yawns* Its also pretty fucking obviously trickery/bullshit, and not just an accidental pregnancy, when the relationship was on its way downhill because the guy was getting sick of the girl's behavior and demands and all of his other friendships turn into "based purely on her mood swings" where one day you're allowed to talk to him, and the next day you're not. Especially when he is no longer the one reading his email, and signing onto his own MSN, because he's pretty much just flat out not allowed to. I could go on, but I think you get the idea...