"Dark Water"----the horror suspense movie---Quick Review---No Spoilers

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  • Bansheelinks
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 6023
    #1

    "Dark Water"----the horror suspense movie---Quick Review---No Spoilers

    In short, stay away. Not scary. Pondering. I don't mind a slow moving movie as long as the pay-off at the end was worth it. This was just a waste of time. Even Jennifer Connelly looked like she had dropped too much weight. Her ass was flat and her famous "D-cup hooters" were more like B's now.

    This movie is a waste of time.

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    • nofx
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16826
      #2
      she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter

      Often times I wonder why
      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
      When sickness comes I must decide:
      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • NickRac
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 584
          #3
          it sucked!

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            • NoCarrier
              We need more free porn
              • Mar 2002
              • 16356
              #4
              I expected the movie to be very scary (according to the previews) but it was lame..

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                • Bansheelinks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 6023
                  #5
                  Originally posted by nofx
                  she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter
                  yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?



                  and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

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                    • SilverTab
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 5060
                      #6
                      only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...
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                        • nofx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                          yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?



                          and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!
                          hell yea


                          Often times I wonder why
                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                            • eroswebmaster
                              March 1st, 2003
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 20295
                              #8
                              I don't understand why these beautiful women lose soo much weight.
                              I remember seeing her at the Oscars back when she won for Beautiful Mind and both my father and I just looked at each other at the same time and said she looked like she was dying.
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                                • Mako
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 1986
                                  #9
                                  Good review.

                                  Wannabe GFY movie reviewers, take notes. You're not Siskel and Ebert, don't try to be. Just sum it up in a few sentences max, and no fucking spoilers.

                                  Nice job Banshee.

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                                    • wedouglas
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5921
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                      yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?



                                      and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

                                      too bad it wasnt her

                                      ill see dark water just because im a fan of hers and she is simply stunning

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                                        • nofx
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 16826
                                          #11

                                          Often times I wonder why
                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                            • Bansheelinks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 6023
                                              #12
                                              pocket your $$$$$$$$, walk down to the next cinema where "Wedding Crashers" is playing, plunk it down, go in and have a great time as it rocked.

                                              You will avoid Dark Water, a lame-ass movie, and see a real good one in Wedding Crashers.

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                                                • Donny
                                                  As you wish...
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 13754
                                                  #13
                                                  Agreed!!!

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                                                    • xclusive
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                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218
                                                      #14
                                                      She is so hot but even she couldn't save that movie

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                                                        • marttali
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                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 265
                                                          #15
                                                          "Honogurai mizu no soko kara" is the real thing, not some bollywood remake crap !

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                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 19969
                                                              #16
                                                              The original was a kickass flick but this version sucked...
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                                                                • je_rome
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 6846
                                                                  #17
                                                                  hell yeah.. i watched it and i was so disappointed. i expected too much in it. it turned out to be so lame.
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                                                                    • PussyTeenies
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 6496
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The original japanese version was much better.
                                                                      No suspense in this one.. expected a lot more of the 'remake'

                                                                      my very disappointing remake with no "scary" elements

                                                                      Can't wait for The ring 3 remake ;) (or was it ringu 0?, cant remember..)

                                                                      ps. The island was a good flick ;) worth my $2 :P
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                                                                        • Playa-Deak
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 1065
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I saw that movie... I walked out 1/2 way through it.... Waste of time big time!
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                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 59204
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Just checked the trailer.

                                                                              The usual: a kid drawing scary pics and singing kid songs in a spooky way. Man, cant they make 1 horror lately without children seeing dead people?

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                                                                                • reed_4
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 9640
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i haven't watch this horror film yet but i'll give it a try.

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                                                                                    • Bansheelinks
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 6023
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_water/


                                                                                      only a 40% user rating on rottentomatoes..........thats pathetic



                                                                                      http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkwater.htm

                                                                                      $24,621,352 domestically at the box office..........pretty bad.

                                                                                      I wonder why Jennifer Connelly was in this bad movie? She's much better than this.

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                                                                                        • Bansheelinks
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 6023
                                                                                          #23


                                                                                          Now thats more fucking like it!

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                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              The original dark water is very creepy..I don't like watching American remakes if I can help it.

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                                                                                                • gecko
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 21846
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                  Hot damn...
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                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by SilverTab
                                                                                                      only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...
                                                                                                      Same here.. Seen the Japanese original version a while ago. Thought it was pretty good.


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                                                                                                        • tristan_D
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                          • 7865
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          yah, I really thought that movie sucks.
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