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Old 01-04-2007, 09:27 AM  
chartgraves
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Juicy now has the tools he needs to correctly get laid at 11am (his time, NYC) off of MySpace.

[08:08] NicheShops: ok while I am looking I will give you a hint - only message the girls that have logged in today
[08:08] NicheShops: that means they have a job most likely and are at work - they have lunch coming up.....
[08:09] NicheShops: ahhh shit man - this is gonna be tough! You dont have your profile css'd out or even filled out!
[08:09] NicheShops: and your top 8 is a bunch of porn stars - not real life profiles - lol
[08:09] NicheShops: girls are gonna think you are creepy!
[08:09] 116999839: i am grade A filet mignon beef
[08:09] NicheShops: hahaha
[08:09] 116999839: my looks do the talking lolllllllll
[08:10] NicheShops: ok - well you got a good main picture
[08:11] NicheShops: do a search for girls with in 10 miles of your zip code and filter it so you only search "single, divoriced, and swinger"
[08:11] NicheShops: look for the ones that are "online now"
[08:12] NicheShops: if you just want a quick lay then I would just pick a fatty and degrade her
[08:12] NicheShops: Anything else your best bet would be to say "Hey, I saw your profile and I am in your area... You ever been really crazy and met up with a guy for lunch"
[08:13] 116999839: nice line
[08:13] NicheShops: you gotta spark their interest with a good opening line - if you are lame and say "wanna meet up for lunch" they wont even try - Spark there interest, complime4nt them on something they normally do not get complimented on (not their tits)
[08:14] NicheShops: then pull out the line - "I'm going out to lunch in a few - was being a little adventurous and seeing if you would want to be my lunch date - im pretty cute"
[08:14] 116999839: thats a good one
[08:15] NicheShops: yeah im full of them - Ive figured out you gotta be different than the rest of the guys on MySpace that are hitting on the same girls plus being sexy helps
[08:16] 116999839: nice tips man@!!!!
[08:16] NicheShops: look for a girl around 24-29 years old - They are more likely to hang out because they are "looking for the one" or some bullshit. A younger girl will want to talk first
[08:17] 116999839: true , i hate the talking bullshit
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