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  • directfiesta
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    • Oct 2002
    • 30184

    #1

    OK: Man Wakes Up To Find Testicles In A Padlock

    naughty boy ...

    August 5, 2005 10:00 p.m. EST


    Brentwood, NH (AHN) - A 39-year-old man wakes up to find his testicles in a padlock, according to the Portsmouth Herald.

    Police report the man is intoxicated when they arrive at the scene July 30 at about 3:40 am.

    The unidentified man tells police that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. He adds that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood tells the Herald.

    He is taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removes the padlock. He is treated and released, and the hospital says he had no lasting injury. Police say to the Herald that they did not know the motive for the incident.
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Tom_PM
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    • Feb 2005
    • 16443

    #2
    lmao, holy crap thats something else.
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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      I would be very afraid of the bolt cutters

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      • iwantchixx
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        • Oct 2002
        • 12860

        #4
        hehe, chastity for men?

        Sure sounds like it.

        I could never fuck with a padlock on my balls.

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        • TheDoc
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          • Jul 2001
          • 13827

          #5
          Hehe.. sounds like he might want to give up drinking
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          • Evil1
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            • Mar 2002
            • 3893

            #6
            none of my friends play with my seeds when im drunk.. he needs new friends

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            • demented
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              • Dec 2002
              • 2388

              #7
              What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out?

              "DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"

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              • Vitasoy
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                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #8
                haha that is hilarious... poor guy


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                • Thomas1007
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5542

                  #9
                  Originally posted by demented
                  What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out?

                  "DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"
                  hahahhaahaaa
                  exactly
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                  • sicone
                    Retired
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 18453

                    #10
                    what kind of fucktard lets a friend put a pad lock on his nuts

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                    • xclusive
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      I hope that there is a pic of it as that is an owned pic waiting to happen

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                      • 2257-Ben
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                        • Jun 2005
                        • 633

                        #12
                        Originally posted by demented
                        What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out?

                        "DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"
                        Perhaps we'll see the vid on ConsumptionJunction...
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                        • bringer
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 13082

                          #13
                          poor locksmith
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                          • Manowar
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71528

                            #14
                            Originally posted by demented
                            What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out?

                            "DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"

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                            • Sparks
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                              • Nov 2004
                              • 2466

                              #15
                              Ahahaha, that's terrible! Maybe his friends were just trying to tell him to quit drinking so much...

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                              • Antonio
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                                • Oct 2001
                                • 14136

                                #16
                                with friends like this how long before he wakes up with a big fat cock up his ass?

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                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                  • Jun 2004
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                                  #17
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                                  • gecko
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                                    #18
                                    Sucks to be him.
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                                    • basschick
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                                      #19
                                      wow, cool - a new niche!

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                                      • Wiggles
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                                        • May 2004
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                                        #20
                                        haha fuck what a retard, he even asked someone to put it on haha
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                                        • Doc911
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                                          • Feb 2004
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                                          #21
                                          lip lock = good
                                          pad lock = bad

                                          You got love friends that play with your nuts!


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                                          • SouthernGirl
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 615

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Wiggles
                                            haha fuck what a retard, he even asked someone to put it on haha
                                            He adds that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

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                                            • tristan_D
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                                              • Jul 2005
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                                              #23
                                              too much for safe sex.
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                                              • mardigras
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                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 14194

                                                #24
                                                How could he just walk around for 2 weeks before seeking help? He's about as stupid as his friend. May they have years of partying and playing with each other's nuts, they apparently are well matched
                                                .

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                                                • je_rome
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                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  he's such a poor guy! hilarious!
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                                                  • PixeLs
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                                                    • Jul 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    Ouch! That was a serious joke.

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                                                    • QuaWee
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      why does the most stupidest shit happen when you are drunk, lol
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                                                      • El Duderino
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                                                        • Feb 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        so was it on his nuts for a day or 2 weeks?

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                                                        • tungsten
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                                                          #29
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                                                            • BuggyG
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                                                              #31
                                                              ok.. so it took him 2 WEEKS to realize it was time to call for help about it??? hehehehe

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                                                              • mardigras
                                                                Bon temps!
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 14194

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BuggyG
                                                                ok.. so it took him 2 WEEKS to realize it was time to call for help about it??? hehehehe
                                                                Hopefully it choked all of those little spermatzoa to death
                                                                .

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                                                                • Dalai lama
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                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  wtf... it took him 2 weeks to call for help

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                                                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    he should have told his friends to stop jocking his nutz..
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                                                                    • Stallion
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Damn that would have to suck... lol
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                                                                      • BuggyG
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                        Hopefully it choked all of those little spermatzoa to death
                                                                        ROFL!!
                                                                        spermatoza... haven't heard that term since biology class back in highschool
                                                                        exact same way the teacher would say it

                                                                        damn.. brings back memories!!

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                                                                        • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          ok first off unless it's a chic, his friends are gay. Secondly, why did it take two weeks. Maybe it was a typo and they meant two days. If it took two weeks to get off, we need to dig further than just the padlock, we need to analyze this guys brain! Something is reaaalllyyy wrong.

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                                                                          • JuiceMonkey
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            ahahha
                                                                            wow that would suck
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