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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    Constantine the Movie

    SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

    I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.
  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

    The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

    But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.
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    • Orga
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      • Apr 2001
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      #3
      Good movie, great special effects.
      I like it!

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      • Basic_man
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        • Oct 2003
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        #4
        What the hell ! This was one of my favorite movie from 2005... The special effects are just amazing, and the story is very good
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        • Rob
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          • Nov 2003
          • 13310

          #5
          Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
          I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

          The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

          But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.
          I actually thought the storyline was pedestrian at best. Demon hunter trying to get into heaven...blah blah.

          As far as the special effects, they were pretty good when I saw them in Blade, Blade 2, and Blade Trinity. Now they're just tiresome and something new has to come out when dealing with killing the undead or damned. The breaking apart into ashes is stale.

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          • ssp
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            • Jan 2005
            • 7990

            #6
            I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

            Don't take life too serious dude.

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            • Rob
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              • Nov 2003
              • 13310

              #7
              Originally posted by ssp
              I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

              Don't take life too serious dude.
              Naw, I'm not taking life too serious. I think I just set my expectations too high because all in all, I do like Keanu Reeve's movies.

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              • MrVids
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                • Jan 2005
                • 1070

                #8
                i really liked Constantine. I can only assume you're whining about Keanu Reeves because either you've never seen him in a movie before or you heard a rumor that he caught a case of Pacino-itis and could miraculously act now .

                The story line, in it's rawest form is one that's been regurgitated 100 times, no doubt about it. But I dug how it was represented in this flick, a good way of telling the same ol same ol. Never the less, the devil in this flick ruled .

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                • Digibucks
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1899

                  #9
                  its the special effects that HITS me...awesome!
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                  • AdPatron
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    The movie was good. They could have used better actors.

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                    • Rob
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 13310

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                      The movie was good. They could have used better actors.
                      I agree. What in the hell was up with that Gabriel tranny character. Was that a chick or a dude?

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                      • cfU
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 933

                        #12
                        Constantwasteoftime!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • XxXotic
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                          • Jun 2002
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                          #13
                          i wasnt overly impressed but I wasn't going into it thinking it'd be the best movie ever so since I had lowered expectations i wasn't that disappointed
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                          • Denis_SC
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                            • Jan 2004
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                            #14
                            I personally liked it . Not the best I've seen though ...

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                            • LittleSassy
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                              • May 2005
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                              #15
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                              • BVF
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

                                I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.
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                                • Platinum Red
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                                  • Jan 2004
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                                  #17
                                  I liked it saw about two weeks ago, I though the effects were great! and Gabrial was a chick. I liked what she did with the charecter
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                                  • Platinum Red
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                                    • Jan 2004
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                                    #18
                                    I liked it saw about two weeks ago, I though the effects were great! and Gabrial was a chick. I liked what she did with the charecter
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                                    • Evil Chris
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                                      • Dec 2001
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                                      #19
                                      What did you expect really?


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                                      • wedouglas
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                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 5921

                                        #20
                                        Movie was great. Most everyone I know liked it. Good comic book movie.

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                                        • aleck
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                                          • Jan 2001
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                                          #21
                                          the movie is pretty good
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                                          • flirty
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                                            • Feb 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ssp
                                            I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

                                            Don't take life too serious dude.
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                                            • RichCashOmar
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                                              • Jul 2004
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                                              #23
                                              any movie with Rachel weisz






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                                              • mrkris
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                                                • May 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                                I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

                                                The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

                                                But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.
                                                Same with me. Just because the actor may suck doesn't mean its nto an awesome movie. Constantine is one of my favorite movies because of its storyline and special effects.

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                                                • axelcat
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                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                  SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

                                                  I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.
                                                  I agree 100%

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                                                  • naugthygUrL
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                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    it was a great movie..

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                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      constantine rocked

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                                                      • ColourMeHuman
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                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        The movie is great for what it is: a sci-fi horror, comic book come to life. Those who claim not to like the movie probably don't like the horror or comic books either.

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                                                        • imafuckingaussie
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1497

                                                          #29
                                                          I thought it rocked, some of the best hellish effects I've seen, Keanu aint that bad.

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                                                          • tristan_D
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                                                            • Jul 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            before I was excited to watch that flick but when I started hearing bad things about it, I got discouraged and decided not to watch it.
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                                                            • VeriSexy
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                                                              • Apr 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              I keep forgetting to watch this movie, lot's of mixed reviews
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                                                              • WoW!
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                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                Agree, it wasn't very good at all. The story line is a complete disaster.
                                                                If you liked it for the special effects, I do not understand.
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                                                                • Donny
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                                                                  • May 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I liked it. Watched it twice.

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                                                                  • QuaWee
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I think Reeves acting is overhyped but I really liked this movie. I saw it when in the theaters and when it came out on video
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                                                                    • reed_4
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      i didn't finish watching it but next time i will.

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                                                                      • Wiggles
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                                                                        • May 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        i enjoyed it, acting wasn't greatest but it had an interesting plot and took some turns i did not expect.
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                                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I've watched it and enjoyed it a lot. I just don't know why you don't find it entertaining. It's a thrilling movie packed with impressive special effects and great story.

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                                                                          • je_rome
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                                                                            • Jul 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i dudn't like the movie either. reeves didn't give justice to his role!
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                                                                            • keyboard warrior
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • nico-t
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                i think it was a pretty good flick.

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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • eroswebmaster
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                                                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD

                                                                                    But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.
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                                                                                    • Project-Shadow
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I found it to be a 7/10, the sound/effects etc were good. The story seemed to drag on a little bit. I would watch it again.

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                                                                                      • Rinaldo
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                                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        i didnt care for it eithjer

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                                                                                        • XXX-Tony
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                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I liked it ! thought it was an entertaining movie
                                                                                          Some pretty cool effects.
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