OFFICIAL "I'm bored, post lyrics" thread

NOFX - My Vagina

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer c u n t
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

Here Without You

(Music by Arnold, Roberts & Harrell)

A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same

All the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreamin' of your face
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight, there's only you and me.

The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go.

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl, there's only you and me.

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done.
It gets hard but it won't take away my love

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl, there's only you and me

See me ride across the country with my shotty ridin' shotgun
Got slimmys on my jimmy with magnums rockin' platinum
Wig's dig this, the fuckin' police know I see 'em
So I'm headin' up to Reno like a geo and I'll great 'em
Free my mind of lifes inconsistencies
You got a lot but yo you can't get these
Free my mind of lifes inconsistencies
I had enough and you can swing on these

Cause I'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And I'm rollin' El Camino
I'ma D-D-D dog

Drop top continental with a suicide see me ride
You by my side big girl, yo we will never die
I'll be your Hollywood eyes and send you swingin' baby
Bring it home to pappa and Rock gonna make it jingle baby
It's a God damn shame people they look at me
But I know in the end you givea f**k about me
And that's the reason I spit fire
That's the reason I'ma set your ass on fire, fire
I shoulda never left the bottle
And if they want the truth then tell them bitches i shot 'em

I'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And I'm rollin' El Camino
I'ma D-D-D dog
Yeahhhhhhhhh

Yeah..can ya, can ya, can ya feel it now?

Freedom or death, nothin' left to do but fill it up
Tripple X eyes of lust and you need to give it up
Live it up sucker cause they're sayin' my days are numbered
Who wants to live long anyway
I'm goin' out with a blast
Gettin' some ass, smokin' grass, leavin' all my cash for my
little boy
You wouldn't understand, you dont know where I come from
hey yeah yeah

Cause I'ma dog baby
See me ride across the country
I'ma dog bitch
Big suitcase full of money
I'ma dog mamma
And I'm rollin' El Camino
I'ma D-D-D dog
I'ma dog baby
I'ma dog baby
I'ma dog baby

- Kid Rock

Jessie is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Chorus:
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

chorus

Like Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

(Solo)

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I want, I want Jessie's girl

i like your pants around your feet
i like the dirt thats on your knees
i like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me
you're like my favorite damn disease

i love the places that we go
i love the people that you know
i love the way you can't say no
too many long nights in a row
i love the powder on your nose

and now i know who you are
it wasn't that hard
just to figure you out

and now i know who you are
it wasn't that hard
just to figure you out

i like the frekcles on your chest
i like the way you like me best
i like the way you're not impressed
while you put me to the test
i like the wine stains on your dress

i love the way you pass the check
i love the good times that you wreck
i love your lack of self respect
when you're passed out on the deck
i love my hands around your neck

now i know who you are
it wasn't that hard
just to figure you out

and now i know who you are
it wasn't that hard
just to figure you out

i like your pants around your feet
i like the dirt thats on your knees
i like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me
you're like my faviourite damn disease

and i hate the places that we go
i hate the people that you know
i hate the way you can't say no
too many long nights in a row
i hate the powder on your nose

A-Ha


Take On Me Lyrics



We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

Oh the things that you say
Is it life or
Just a play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to
remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

The emale left so clearly upon a computer screen
Read like a threat that crept into her like a sex machine
Wanted: Any woman who's first name begins with a "Z"
From the sound of the keys, a pawn makes a move
Her reply brings on the groove

www.emale.com
The king takes the pawn
www.emale.com
It's on, it's on, it's on!

He couldn't wait 2 tell her 'til after he got the nella
Her love would only even the score
It seemed her darling fella
He stole a hellalotta bucks from the corner store
The declaration of war that followed
She never believed, oh

In the darkest corners where widows mourn
That's where he whispered her name
He said, "We can do it here, my dear
But I fear your tears will fall like rain"
They fall like...

"Because I must tell U (Tell U)
While I'm deep in your smell
U got the man I want 2 inflict with pain
I'm running a game with my paper
I'm turning the boy 2 vapor
Now I wanna do the same 2 U
If U don't tattoo my name upon your train"

www.emale.com (Oh, the king takes the pawn)
The king takes the pawn (Oh)
www.emale.com
It's on, it's on, it's on! (It's on, it's on)

www.emale.com
The king takes the pawn
www.emale.com (www)
It's on, it's on, it's on! (I said it's on, it's on, it's on)

It's on

U Stink But I Love You
(B. Cat)
by Billy and the Boingers

I hate the way you act
And I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look, girl
'Cus you just look like hell

Chorus:
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick! You really stink, girl
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick!
(Tuba Solo)
...But I luuuuv you

I hate your polyester pantsuits
And your greasy hair,
Ant that stuff between your braces
And you hairy derriere

Chorus
(Guitar Solo)

When I got you in my backseat
And I tried to make my move
I had to roll down all the windows
To keep my face from turning blue

Chorus
(Tuba Solo)

Good morning ladies and gentlemen
boys and motherfucking girls
This is your captain with no name speaking
and I'm here to rock your world
with a tale that will soon be classic
about a woman you already know
No prostitute she but the mayor of your brain
Pussy Control

Our story begins in a schoolyard
a little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket a tasket no lunch in her basket
Just schoolbooks for the fight she would be in
one day over this hoodie, she got beat
for some clothes and her rep
With her chin up she scolded
"All y'all's molded, when I am rich
on your neck I will step."
And step she did to the straight As
to college, the master's degree
She hired the heifers who jumped her
and made every one of them work for free?
No, why? "So what if my sistas are trifling,
they just don't know. Their mama didn't tell 'em
what she told me, girl you need Pussy Control."

Verse two.
Pussy got bank in her pocket
before she got dick in her drawers.
If brother didn't have good n plenty of his own
in love Pussy never did fall.
Then some dick named Trick tried to stick her
Talking more schick than a bic
about how he gonna make Pussy a star
if she come and sing a lick on his hit.
Pussy said, "N*gga, you crazy if you don't know,
every woman in the world ain't a freak.
You could go platinum four times
still couldn't make what I make in a week.
So push up on somebody wanna hear that,
'cause this sombody here don't wanna know.
Boy you better act like you understand
when you're rolling with Pussy Control."

There's one more verse to the story,
I need another piece of your ear.
I wanna hip you all to the reason
I'm known as the playa of the year.
'Cause I met this girl named Pussy
at the club International Ball
She was rolling four deep
three sistas and a weepy-eyed white girl driving her haul.
I pulled up right beside her,
and my electric top went down.
I said, "Motherfucker I know your reputation
and I'm astounded that you're here,
I fear,
you're lonely and you want to know
a twelve o'clock straight up nigga
that don't give a shit that you're Pussy Control.
Well I'm that nigga, at least I want to be,
but it's going to be hard as hell
to keep my mind off a body that'll make a rich man
want to sell, sell, sell.
Can I tell you, what I'm thinking that you already know?
You need a motherfucker that respects your name
now say it, 'Pussy Control'."

U2 LYRICS

"Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own"

Tough, you think you've got the stuff
You're telling me and anyone
You're hard enough

You don't have to put up a fight
You don't have to always be right
Let me take some of the punches
For you tonight

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

We fight all the time
You and I...that's alright
We're the same soul
I don't need...I don't need to hear you say
That if we weren't so alike
You'd like me a whole lot more

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

I know that we don't talk
I'm sick of it all
Can - you - hear - me - when - I -
Sing, you're the reason I sing
You're the reason why the opera is in me...

Where are we now?
I've still got to let you know
A house still doesn't make a home
Don't leave me here alone...

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you that makes it hard to let go
Sometimes you can't make it on your own
Sometimes you can't make it
The best you can do is to fake it
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

To lessen my troubles
I stopped hanging out with relatives
And empty saviours like you
I wish I had a nickel for every miracle
That you easily tricked me into

You can lead a horse to water
But faith is another matter
So don't you surrender
Cause sometimes salvation
In the eye of the storm

I've no time for accusations
Or conversations on all the bad, bad things you do.
Just a note from your jailor
Drugs and the relations
To all the people around you

You can lead a horse to water
But faith is another matter
So don't you surrender
Cause sometimes salvation
In the eye of the storm

I've kept secret your superstitions
And all its twisted wisdom
That I fell into

Sister can you try and find me?

Sometimes Salvation - Black Crowes

Complicate this world you wrapped for me
I'm aquainted with your suffering

And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down
And all your weight, it falls on me, it falls on me

Hold me up to all whom you've deceived
Promises you break you still believe

And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down
And all your weight, it brings me down, it brings me down
And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down
And all your weight, it falls on me, it falls on me

(Guitar Solo)

And all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down
And all your weight, it falls on me, it falls on me

Heavy - Collective Soul

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"Unchained Melody"
by the Righteous Brothers


Oh! My love, my darling,
I hunger for your touch,
A long, Lonely time.
Time goes by, so slowly,
And time can do so much,
Are you still mine?
I need your love.
I need your love.
God speed your love to me.
Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea,
To the open arms of the sea, yeah.
Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me,
I'll be coming home, wait for me.
Oh! My love, my darling,
I hunger, hunger!, for your touch,
A long lonely time.
And I know time goes by, so slowly,
And time can do so much,
Are you still mine?
I need your love.
I need your love.
God speed your love to me.

Pearl Jam - Parting Ways

Behind her eyes there?s curtains and they?ve been closed to hide the flames. remains.
She know their futures burning but she can smile just the same. same.
And though her mood is fine today there?s a fear they?ll soon be parting ways.

Standing like a statue. a chin of stone a heart of clay. hey.
And though he?s too big a man to say, there?s a fear they?ll soon be parting ways.

Drifting away...

Right Where it Belongs - Nine Inch Nails

see the animal in his cage that you built?
are you sure what side you´re on?
better not look him too closely in the eye...
are you sure what side of the glass you´re on?

see the safety of the life you have built?
everything where it belongs...
feel the hollowness inside of your heart
and it´s all right where it belongs...

what if everything around you isn´t quite what it seems?
what if all the world you think you know is an elaborate dream?
and if you look at your reflection, is that all you want to be?
what if you could look right through the crack?
would you find yourself... find yourself afraid to see?

what if all the world´s inside of your head?
just creations of your own...
your devils and your gods and the living and the dead
and you really are alone
you can live in this illusion
you can choose to believe
you keep looking but you can´t find words
are you hiding in the trees?

what if everything around you isn´t quite what as seems?

what if all the world you used to know is an elaborate dream?
and if you look at your reflection, is that all you want to be?
what if you could look right through the cracks?
would you find yourself... find yourself afraid to see?

From one extreme to the other.

ICE-T - L.G.B.N.A.F.

1-2, 1-2-1-2-3, I'm the emcee called Ice-T
That's DJ Evil E, Islam creates the beats
You girls look so sexy
I wish you all were up here with me
You drive me crazy with those big ole butts
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Tonight, I wanta make this real clear, dear
I've no time to whisper in your ear
No time to remove our fears
I just wanta get near
Get butt naked and roll around
Move our bodies like up and down
Do that stuff that your mama call smut!
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Come on,you know you wanta do it,too
It's good to me,and it's good to you
I only speak what's true
You say you don't,but I know you do
Come on up to my room
We'll undress by the light of the moon
Lay down and I'll caress that butt
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

I mean real stupid and nasty
I know what you want, so you don't have to ask me
Just lay back and I'll operate
Jimbraski will go to work and penetrate
And then we'll both feel great
Make your move tonight girl, don't hesitate
We both want it, don't make it tough
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Homeboys, you know the situation
You're trying to rap but they give you frustration
Nose in the air, turnin' you down
When you really wanta say! "Yo baby let's get down"
But you don't, you keep frontin'
Kickin' conversation, ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'
When all that's really on your mind is what?
"Yo baby L.G.B.N.A.F."

That's right if you're a man you want it
If you're a woman you tease him and flaunt it
But my crew got to have it
And after they dog it,I autograph it
The SYNDICATE don't lecture
We move in a group,seduce and capture
And if the posse has good luck
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

ISLAM takes the pictures
And girls, Ima say EVIL E's gonna get ya
Get ya illin' in a nude mode
A double X-rated episode
Hotel rooms cold explode, when my posse unloads
Sex in effect when we're on the road
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Throw your hands up in the air
If you love sex I know you're out there
Safe sex that is, ya gotta be careful with this 88 sex biz
But that's another song
Girls, move your bodies sexy and the brothers will come along
Homeboys, move in on that butt and say!
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!