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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I'm converting to Islam

    THERE IS NO DEITY WORTHY OF WORSHIP EXCEPT ALLAH, AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER.


    If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion ordained by Allah for all human-beings, then, one should pronounce the "Shahada", the testimony of faith, without further delay. The Holy Qur'an is explicit on this regard as Allah states:

    "The Religion in the sight of Allah is Islam." (Qur'an 3:19)

    In another verse of the Holy Qur'an, Allah states:

    "If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (Submission to Allah), Never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter he will be in the ranks of those who have lost."(Qur'an 3:85)







    either that or maybe a new tattoo instead.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • Ramos2
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    • Dec 2004
    • 11927

    #2
    How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?
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    • ElvisManson
      Looking California
      • Feb 2001
      • 5476

      #3
      format c:

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        I vote for new ink.

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

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          • JohnW
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 642

            #6
            Get a tattoo of the Qur'an...

            ;)

            J.

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            • thaifan99
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 3029

              #7
              go with the tats!
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              • Headless
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 26727

                #8
                ok now take pic of towel on your head and post it please.

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

                  Welcome to Islam Amp :D
                  why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • jonesy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 6688

                    #10
                    Asalam Alaikum
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                    • Furious_Male
                      Doing the grind since 99
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 16884

                      #11
                      Good luck with either choice.
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                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.
                        You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.



                        With beer.


                        :D
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                        • Headless
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 26727

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.



                          With beer.


                          :D
                          That's a lot of beer....

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                          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 30307

                            #14
                            I wonder who the first GFYer will be that ends up decapitated.

                            Personally I think better off with a new Tat
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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Release the pedes

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                              • poisson
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 6474

                                #16
                                i'm converting to!


                                See sig!

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                  That's a lot of beer....
                                  Exactly.


                                  I just happen to love beer. :D
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                                  • Helix
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 6021

                                    #18
                                    I converted to Frisbeetarian. We believe that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof.

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                                    • reed_4
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 9640

                                      #19
                                      I respect your decision on your conversion to Islam religion. If you find peace of mind there, we are happy for you.

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        Exactly.


                                        I just happen to love beer. :D
                                        Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          Do you celebrate Festivas?

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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tala
                                            Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.
                                            Bringing soda to a jihad?

                                            How infidellican of you. :D


                                            (add some vodka to that soda and you're in)
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                                            • HughJardon
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 217

                                              #23
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                                              • crockett
                                                in a van by the river
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 76818

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ramos
                                                How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?
                                                Jihad?

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                                                • Cash
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 20825

                                                  #25
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                                                  • the boy
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                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 362

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                    I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

                                                    Welcome to Islam Amp :D
                                                    hey man.. do you pray those 5 times a day?.. .just curious... also have you gone to Mecca?....

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                                                    • Platinum Lantern
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 1564

                                                      #27
                                                      I only wish you were serious
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                                                      • PixeLs
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 11922

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Digibucks
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1899

                                                          #29
                                                          congrats on your new choice, may you find peace there bro
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                                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                                            Is on the 1
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 4996

                                                            #30
                                                            I'd go with the Tattoo, Islam is only cool now since people wanna be some kind of rebel by embracing it.

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                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 26118

                                                              #31
                                                              Jihad - A Muslim holy war or spiritual struggle against infidels.

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                                                              • Theo
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                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 34515

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Project-Shadow
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 7340

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Unbanned again?

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                                                                  • Manowar
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 71528

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ramos
                                                                    How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?

                                                                    allah ouakbar!!

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                                                                    • Tapaz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 1745

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Dont forget to buy a Burka for your future and past wife(s)? Good luck. You need it LOL

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                                                                      • CDSmith
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 51460

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by the boy
                                                                        hey man.. do you pray those 5 times a day?.. .just curious... also have you gone to Mecca?....
                                                                        In Islam (I Slam) I slam down at least 5 shots a day.

                                                                        A short prayer for world peace before each shot is optional. :D
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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075

                                                                          #37
                                                                          with any luck, I will be talking funny and be running my very own Quikie Mart by the end of the week.
                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                          • jimmyf
                                                                            OU812
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 12651

                                                                            #38
                                                                            tattoo
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                                                                            • Mr Dickovitch
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 1070

                                                                              #39

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                                                                              • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 5736

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                Asalam Alaikum

                                                                                wa alaikum assalam

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                                                                                • Rui
                                                                                  web
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 9533

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  ok, thanks for sharing such information with us :S

                                                                                  I guess the tatoo idea gives less work don'«t you think? lol

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                                                                                  • tristan_D
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                                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                                    • 7865

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    good luck to your conversion. hope you find what you're looking for.
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                                                                                    • Downtime
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                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 7320

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      have fun with that
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