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  • directfiesta
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    • Oct 2002
    • 30174

    #1

    Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV

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    PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

    Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

    Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

    In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

    Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.
    Oh well ...
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    jesus, he was just a little fucked up

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    • tenderobject
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3
      damn that sick!


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      • p1mpdogg
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        • Nov 2002
        • 16714

        #4
        thats awsome

        bitches need to recognize that when a man wants to watch the boob tube, you dont give him bullshit stories about cuddling and crap like that.

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        • StuartD
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          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          Guess he won't be able to watch much sports now huh?

          dumb move.
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          • CheneyRumsfeld
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            • Sep 2004
            • 1341

            #6
            was that judge appointed by Bush?

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            • The Stickman
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              • Nov 2004
              • 263

              #7
              That's frickin crazy!!!!

              The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

              Thats a fair trade off right?
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              • nap
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                • Dec 2002
                • 2765

                #8
                Sounds like he belongs in Texas

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                • LiveDose
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792

                  #9
                  "In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems."


                  This conclusion should be used more often in death penalty cases.

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                  • xxxdesign-net
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 10129

                    #10
                    Btw.. how many years did the woman that ran over her husband with a Mercedes got..?

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                    • LittleSassy
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                      • May 2005
                      • 7402

                      #11
                      that's crazy...i guess he'll not gonna be able to watch sports for a long time....

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                      • Sparks
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                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2466

                        #12
                        That's messed up

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                        • Doc911
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3695

                          #13
                          real americans do it doggy style so they can both watch football on tv


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                          • Scott McD
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 67792

                            #14
                            Damn, he could have at least asked her to wait till the commercials...


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                            • sickkittens
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 25100

                              #15
                              Someone just sent that to me. And I thought I took sports seriously at times.

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                              • HarrytheNazi
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1164

                                #16
                                Originally posted by nap
                                Sounds like he belongs in Texas
                                ...very offensive.

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                                • Rich
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 11486

                                  #17
                                  Justifiable homicide.

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                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 4357

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Stickman
                                    That's frickin crazy!!!!

                                    The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

                                    Thats a fair trade off right?
                                    good call
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                                    • 2257-Ben
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 633

                                      #19
                                      A whole new meaning to 'getting hammered'...
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                                      • Downtime
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                                        • May 2004
                                        • 7320

                                        #20
                                        that's insane lol
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                                        • iwantchixx
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 12860

                                          #21
                                          holy fuck that's brutal. What's wrong with people these days?

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                                          • zzgundamnzz
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 6102

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by directfiesta
                                            New niche ????



                                            Oh well ...
                                            OMG read the rest...

                                            "He left the bedroom after having sex with her, went into the kitchen and picked up a knife, some duct tape and a pair of scissors. He was annoyed at her attempt to 'cuddle' after sex and planned to kill her with the knife after muffling her expected screams with the tape.

                                            "When the knife bent, Ms Noser lived 15 to 20 minutes and her face was basically unrecognisable from the hammer blows. She continued to moan for a period of time and the defendant continued to beat on her in an attempt to 'take off her face'," the judge said.


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                                            • VeriSexy
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                                              #23
                                              That is one angry SOB
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                                              • BellaSeaira
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                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                #24
                                                I guess I wont be pushing for any cuddling after sex!!
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                                                • JuiceMonkey
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                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 3581

                                                  #25
                                                  and they say people are getting crazy...
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                                                  • tristan_D
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 7865

                                                    #26
                                                    no one should get in the way between a man and his TV
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                                                    • rickholio
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 1914

                                                      #27
                                                      Okay, this is a guy who obviously wanted his wife dead. I have serious doubts that the sports thing was anything more than just the 'trigger'.

                                                      Still, that's pretty fucked up. Not the most fuct up thing I've heard, mind, but still pretty fucked up.
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                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #28
                                                        Holy crap.. That is fucked up


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                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 11922

                                                          #29
                                                          I think he wasn't satisfied with his last sexual encounter. It wasn't just about that TV show. ;)

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                                                          • BVF
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 13975

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The Stickman
                                                            That's frickin crazy!!!!

                                                            The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

                                                            Thats a fair trade off right?
                                                            The last thing I want to do after sex is tickle a clit...and how in the hell can I watch tv if i'm tickling a clit?

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                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                              • Mar 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              that's insane...any links to the story?
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                                                              • flashfire
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 13098

                                                                #32
                                                                I'm pretty excited that hockey is back too but hats going a little too far

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                                                                • directfiesta
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 30174

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sniperwolf
                                                                  that's insane...any links to the story?
                                                                  Google : Christoper Offord

                                                                  http://www.emeraldcoast.com/specialo...e/offord1.html

                                                                  BTW< this is a court transcript with DETAILS !!!! Pretty fucked up...
                                                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                  • czarina
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                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 10751

                                                                    #34
                                                                    well, now he won't have anyone to bother him about cuddling after sex... where he's going, so he hopes!

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                                                                    • Digibucks
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • georgeyw
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                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 9865

                                                                        #36
                                                                        fuken hell - killing someone over wanting to watch the tv is fuked up but using a claw hammer to do it...psychoo
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                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978

                                                                          #37
                                                                          So a backhand isn't good enough anymore?

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                                                                          • reed_4
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                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                            • 9640

                                                                            #38
                                                                            the man really is crazy.

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                                                                            • tungsten
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 10579

                                                                              #39
                                                                              thats retarted
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