Why you don't have a girlfriend

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  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #1

    Why you don't have a girlfriend

    http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234

    #2
    I DON'T KNOW WHY@!!@ahh!@

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      because it is cheaper to hire two maids and a gardener

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      • LittleSassy
        Confirmed User
        • May 2005
        • 7402

        #4
        fuck...i hate that pic

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        • SGS
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 5176

          #5
          I would if I could
          See sig...

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          • BigasMoe
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 1401

            #6
            Their never satisfied that's why!
            Um Still BigasMoe
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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              my wife would be pissed lol

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              • EroticySteve
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 4365

                #8
                The reason I don't have "A" girlfriend is that I have many.
                You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
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                • wha wha wha
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 367

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  because it is cheaper to hire two maids and a gardener
                  This is true...

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                  • Holly
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10017

                    #10
                    I'm not adventurous enough.
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                    • 3piece chicken Dinner
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1065

                      #11
                      Because My wife would kill me????






                      ?
                      "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wha wha wha
                        This is true...

                        actually cheaper to hire two maids, a gardener, a driver, bodyguard and a hooker

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                        • tenderobject
                          Need Designs? 312352846
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 11688

                          #13
                          Originally posted by galleryseek
                          I DON'T KNOW WHY@!!@ahh!@

                          nice hair LOL reminds me of oceanblue (the band) though he looks nerd.


                          NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                          • SouthernGirl
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 615

                            #14
                            hahahaha i love it

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              Because I am an asshole. I don't need a website to tell me that.

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                              • BuggyG
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 4179

                                #16
                                cause they never get to be girlfriends... just "close friends"

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                                • loverboy
                                  When it rains, it pours
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 20609

                                  #17
                                  who wants one? just too many for me to sleep with haha

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                                  • Drake
                                    Hello world!
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 12508

                                    #18
                                    That article is hilarious

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                                    • DamageX
                                      Marketing & Strategy
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 14293

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
                                      Because My wife would kill me????






                                      ?
                                      Whitehat is for chumps

                                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                      • Skillz Unlimited
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 1541

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BuggyG
                                        cause they never get to be girlfriends... just "close friends"
                                        Exactly! My thing is, I was so busy getting my business started I haven't had time to pursue anything serious. My focus has been else where. I have been getting little lonely as of late so i have been open to the whole girlfriend idea. I'm taking applications. There's this one chic who's about 7 years older than me (i'm 28 and she is 34) and it's apparent we are attracted to each other but she keeps worrying about age not to mention we have a mutual close friend that would flip out if she found out we were involved. Decisions Decisions....

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                                        • tristan_D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 7865

                                          #21
                                          maybe because commitment is not just my thing.
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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Because it is cheaper to rent them from time to time

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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743

                                              #23
                                              pretty cool link with pretty huge numbers..

                                              I seea lot of married folks 'round hear huh!
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                                              • WiredGuy
                                                Pounding Googlebot
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 34516

                                                #24
                                                1:18726, damn! I have no shot
                                                WG
                                                I play with Google.

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640

                                                  #25
                                                  Why you don't have a girlfriend?
                                                  Ans: You must be a GAY!

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