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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #1

    I'm that cranky neightbor you hate

    if my daugther wakes up one more time cuz if these fuck nut teens in front of my god damn house lighting off shit i am going to............ more than likely bitch about it on gfy :-/
    wtf i dont get people
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  • Scroto
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2804

    #2
    I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

    run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

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    • Chris
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2003
      • 27880

      #3
      Originally posted by Scroto
      I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

      run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!
      it is LITERALY in front of my house
      like if i was to back my car out of the driveway
      i'd run em over
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      • Scroto
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 2804

        #4
        They used to do that at the last place i lived. Except this was in the alley way. They would sit around and party, sit on the cars and leave all kinds of trash.

        So one night, I waited with the water hose. It was cold out lol. I waited till about 6-7 of the usual assholes showed and jumped out screaming like a crazy mofo and sprayed them!!!

        They never came back lol

        I supppose i was lucky though because they could have come back later and fucked with the cars or something!

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        • Ghost Of Saddam
          Am I allowed to speak?
          • Dec 2006
          • 5

          #5
          As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.

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          • ToplistBlog_Com
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2006
            • 2065

            #6
            Hi Ghost of Saddam,

            Nice to meet you....

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            • Scroto
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 2804

              #7
              Originally posted by Ghost Of Saddam
              As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.
              wanna trade hardlinks?

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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

                And it would take 9 cops to take me down.
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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Release the hounds on them beatniks

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                  • Scroto
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2804

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                    I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

                    And it would take 9 cops to take me down.
                    and then you wake up?

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Scroto
                      and then you wake up?
                      You don't know me very well, obviously.
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                      • Scroto
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2804

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        You don't know me very well, obviously.
                        making a joke is all man

                        Im like minded, i would rather run them off than let them bother me any longer

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

                          He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

                          Well...

                          I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

                          I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

                          He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.


                          I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.
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                          • Dagwolf
                            President of Canada
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23141

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ghost Of Saddam
                            As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.
                            I bought your leg on eBay.
                            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779

                              #15
                              LOL I have hated you at every place I have ever lived!

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                              • Scroto
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 2804

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

                                He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

                                Well...

                                I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

                                I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

                                He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.


                                I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.
                                lmao! Nice.

                                So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something!

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Scroto
                                  lmao! Nice.

                                  So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something!
                                  lol... seriously, every fiber of my being wanted to rip his head off and shit in his lungs.


                                  But my cooler head prevailed and I let the proper authorities handle him.


                                  but one of these days, mark my words....



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