Originally Posted by DarkJedi

these things all exist to impress women.

if women didnt exist, id be an obese, chainsmoking motherfucker, walking around in fucking trackpants swearing like a cunt, sitting, pissing and jerking off in public, driving an '84 rusty shitbox, and eating pizza for all 3 meals of the day.

my entire life is a facade to make women think that i'm the type of guy that'll make them feel satisfied with their lives.


am i fucked?