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Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
What time are you going to get off?
Nice legs...what time do they open?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Your blue eyes are so blue that they remind me of the water in my toilet.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
If I'm a pain in the ass... we'll just add more lubricant!
My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.
Does this smell like chloroform?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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