how do you pick you on girls?

**Spunky** · 12-27-2006, 08:04 PM

I plop my member on the table

**reynold** · 12-27-2006, 08:08 PM

There are various startegies for various types of women.

**webmasterchecks** · 12-27-2006, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

I plop my member on the table

it may not work often, but when it does, you know its a sure thing!

**webmasterchecks** · 12-27-2006, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by reynold

There are various startegies for various types of women.

what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

**EBORG9** · 12-27-2006, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

Where is she? Ill do a test run, and you can follow up , after me.

**madawgz** · 12-27-2006, 08:20 PM

lol comparing the chat ratios

**SomeCreep** · 12-27-2006, 08:22 PM

I walk straight up and tell them, "you pick you on me."

**CyberHustler** · 12-27-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by SomeCreep

I walk straight up and tell them, "you pick you on me."

me too....

**maxcarter101** · 12-27-2006, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

what is the strategy for a gorgous blonde, about 5'6", green or blue eyes, sweet girl next door type, about 23-24?

In your case the only hope is rape.

**stillsexy** · 12-27-2006, 08:31 PM

old school

**Psycho_x** · 12-27-2006, 08:34 PM

**webmasterchecks** · 12-27-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by EBORG9

Where is she? Ill do a test run, and you can follow up , after me.

arizona is amazing, tempe, parts of phx, scottsdale are amazing, whole different story in s phx, glendale, peoria, surprise, etc

most bars in scottsdale/tempe, only thing that changes is the age

**Fizzgig** · 12-27-2006, 08:37 PM

That's hilarious!

(the cartoon)

**hamburg** · 12-27-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by maxcarter101

In your case the only hope is rape.

Its not rape, its surprise sex.

**webmasterchecks** · 12-27-2006, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by maxcarter101

In your case the only hope is rape.

bro, you dont know anything about me, but haha, thats funny

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 12-27-2006, 08:44 PM

drive an expensive car, dress in armani, and flash the cash, nothing gets a girl's panties wet like a guy with a fat wad of money...

**webmasterchecks** · 12-27-2006, 08:51 PM

sure, but whats the approach, the problem with chicks is that they dont, at least often/consistantly throw themselves on guys

**CyberHustler** · 12-27-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

sure, but whats the approach, the problem with chicks is that they dont, at least often/consistantly throw themselves on guys

you having girl problems?

**Psycho_x** · 12-27-2006, 09:18 PM

Ok .I will walk you through this.

1.Dont walk straight up to her and say "My moms out of town.Would you like to come with me?"

2.Dont tell her that you have been watching her for the past few week (months).That's a crime. And if you are black NYPD will find you.

3.Order her a drink ( Do Not,I repeat Do not order her a Bloody Mary,You could be sending the wrong message.Especially if her name is Mary)

4.During the conversation make sure she know's that you post on GFY. This is for two reasons.First reason is that if she acts like she knows what GFY is.She could have a husband that just wants to watch her get nailed.Second reason is that if she has heard of this board she will instantly know you are filthy rich and this will increase your chances.

5. Make damn sure she knows that you are the one driving the Diablo. If you dont have a Diablo GO FUCKING BUY ONE. I know your cheap ass can afford it.You are an adult webmaster and all webmasters are loaded.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 12-27-2006, 09:35 PM

if I had a diablo, my only pickup line I'd ever use would be "wanna fuck in my diablo?" for real... and it would probably work...

**he-fox** · 12-27-2006, 09:40 PM

I´m so hot, that girls are hitting on me

**TimBlaze** · 12-27-2006, 09:52 PM

"My name is Tim, and you wouldnt know it by looking at me but I can run really fast"

"My name is Tim, I'm bald, unemployed, and live with my parents"

one or the other

**Nickless** · 12-27-2006, 10:01 PM

I'm both surprised and disappointed at the total lack of:

wanna fuck?

replies.

**Nickless** · 12-27-2006, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by ismokeblunts

if I had a diablo, my only pickup line I'd ever use would be "wanna fuck in my diablo?" for real... and it would probably work...

there you go that's better.

**one eight** · 12-27-2006, 11:00 PM

C'mon GFY.. surely we can do better than that...? Where's all the great strategy and lines?!!

Ok i'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but i've come up with a line that Really works... every time, if well-delivered:

i once was talking to a woman who was really hot. So hot, that she was throwing me off my game a little. i kept noticing how hard it was to look at her, and not get distracted by her appearance.

So while she was in the middle of some story, i just blurted out, "Sorry, i can't look at you... you're just too hot, and i can't concentrate on what you're saying" and turned my head in the opposite direction. As I said it, I also put my hand up in between her head and mine, as if to block my view of her. Also, did my best to seem embarrassed or uncomfortable about it.

The longer i kept my hand there, the more she giggled. We kept talking, me looking away, and her talking to my hand... and it was ON.

That first time was cool, because it was spontaneous and fantastic in that moment. But i'm cheesy, and i've created that same situation a couple times since then

with women i didn't even think were that hot just to see... it worked, every time, but never as well as the first.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 12-27-2006, 11:02 PM

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

What time are you going to get off?

Nice legs...what time do they open?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Your blue eyes are so blue that they remind me of the water in my toilet.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

If I'm a pain in the ass... we'll just add more lubricant!

My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.

Does this smell like chloroform?

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

ADG Webmaster

**KrisKross** · 12-27-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

I plop my member on the table

Sadly enough, I don't doubt it.

**corvette** · 12-28-2006, 06:18 AM

i see you have braces

i have braces too

-Butthead

how do you pick you on girls?

how do you pick you on girls?

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