Conflicting fortune cookies. Quite a quandry.

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    Conflicting fortune cookies. Quite a quandry.

    So, I ordered Chinese tonight. Was delicious as usual, and then I opened my fortune cookies. I have never had 2 that conflicted so directly before, and now I don't know which one to pay attention to.

    Fortune cookie #1: Accept the next proposition you receive (pretty risky advice I would think).

    Fortune cookie #2: Be careful. You are easily tempted.

    Okay, I am not sure that I exactly agree with the assertion of the second cookie, but doesn't that directly conflict with the advice given in the first one?

    I am thinking I should call the Chinese restaurant and request two more cookies.
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    • Fred Quimby
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 5430
      #2
      this remind me of the simpsons episode where homer writes the fortune cookies

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        • Redrob
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2004
          • 4791
          #3
          I'd let the deciding opinion be my "Magic 8 Ball" when I'm in doubt...

          Just shake it and turn it over for the answer.

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            • Furious_Female
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 8187
              #4
              No, request one more cookie... tie breaker.
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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Furious_Female
                  No, request one more cookie... tie breaker.

                  Good idea

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                    • 2HousePlague
                      CURATOR
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 14572
                      #6
                      you have received a gift, you know -- in a seeming conflict, balance, instead, which is exactly what you need for Forward Steps -- if your fortune had been simply "go ahead!", one could guess that something was holding you back, and you were wanting for a "green light" of some sort -- if your fortune had been "slow down!"... well, you get it. plus, when someone else has to call your attention to the speedo, it's never good. i'd say you have gotten just the perfect indication from the universe -- DO NOTHING DIFFERENTLY --


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                        • DateDoc
                          Outside looking in.
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 14243
                          #7
                          Fortune cookies are like cookies set by websites. The second one over rides the first one.

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                            • Screaming
                              I can change this!!!!!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 18972
                              #8
                              hmmm kinda strange fortune

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BusterPorn
                                  Fortune cookies are like cookies set by websites. The second one over rides the first one.

                                  You could have a point there . . . there must be a reason I opened them in the order I did.

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                                    • tristan_D
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 7865
                                      #10
                                      that's just what life is all about: full of ironies. BTW I saw Freaky Friday yesterday, that Lindsay Lohan-Jamie Lee Curtis movie, it was about fortune cookies.
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                                        • the Shemp
                                          congrats to the winners
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 10891
                                          #11
                                          the first one you opened will be the "right" one
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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by the Shemp
                                              the first one you opened will be the "right" one

                                              Well, let's hope it is the right one, because it is the one most likely to happen.

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                                                • the Shemp
                                                  congrats to the winners
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 10891
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Well, let's hope it is the right one, because it is the one most likely to happen.
                                                  i ching is never wrong
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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                      that's just what life is all about: full of ironies. BTW I saw Freaky Friday yesterday, that Lindsay Lohan-Jamie Lee Curtis movie, it was about fortune cookies.

                                                      Sounds like Academy Award winning stuff . . . will watching it help me make a decision?

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                          i ching is never wrong
                                                          With answers like this, how could it be?

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                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 38323
                                                              #16
                                                              I'm not superstitious, but I never tell anyone what my fortune cookies say (well, maybe that makes me a little susperstitious then).

                                                              I keep all of my fortune cookie messages and pin them on a wall as a reminder of all of the good fortune that is certain to come my way.

                                                              Remember, if you read it in a Fortune Cookie it must be true ('cept for the Lotto numbers on the back of some fortune cookies - all bunk so far).

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                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 22872
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                                                  this remind me of the simpsons episode where homer writes the fortune cookies

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