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07-30-2005, 10:47 AM

Lauren.
IQ: 185.
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07-30-2005, 10:48 AM

185 IQ?

Is she the president of Mensa?

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07-30-2005, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

god, i fucking love my wife -- !

So would I if I had a wife like that.

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07-30-2005, 10:52 AM

she looks like a stuck up bitch

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07-30-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

she looks like a stuck up bitch

she is bro. so stuck-up, i can't even follow the puppet strings all the way up to her hands. no joke.

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07-30-2005, 11:02 AM

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she looks like a stuck up bitch
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07-30-2005, 11:05 AM

Nice to hear 2HP, lol.

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07-30-2005, 11:08 AM

That is awesome! It's a nice change of pace from the other crap on GFY !

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07-30-2005, 11:08 AM

Must..................resist.................obvio us...........me to.........type reply.

congrats 2hp.

I know how you feel. I love my side dish and mc nugget as well.

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07-30-2005, 11:09 AM

a) Which test? scale/SD? It's almost impossible to measure IQ that high

b) She-male.

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07-30-2005, 11:11 AM

i would never marry a woman with higher IQ than me.
Tell me you have IQ 200 so i'll feel better ;-0
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07-30-2005, 11:13 AM

I love her too.
However a smart girl Jack -
Is my kryptonite.

That's why I have a 20 yr old whore driving down from Malibu on a Saturday on the 405- IN HORRIBLE TRAFFIC to fuck me silly for two days instead.

You think a chick with a 185 IQ would do that?

I mean the part about fucking me silly for two days-

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07-30-2005, 11:14 AM

Having a high IQ and knowing your ass from a hole in the ground are two different things.

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07-30-2005, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by 3piece chicken Dinner

Must..................resist.................obvio us...........me to.........type reply.

congrats 2hp.

I know how you feel. I love my side dish and mc nugget as well.

don't resist, bro -- !

please, hot chicks with huge heads is the niche of last resort for the porn-jaded porn-pimp -- it doesn't get any better -- !

2HP

ps: go ahead and register hotchickswithhugeheads.com )>-- i don't have the time --

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07-30-2005, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by kBizzle

I love her too.
However a smart girl Jack -
Is my kryptonite.

That's why I have a 20 yr old whore driving down from Malibu on a Saturday on the 405- IN HORRIBLE TRAFFIC to fuck me silly for two days instead.

You think a chick with a 185 IQ would do that?

I mean the part about fucking me silly for two days-

Ck out the pics on http://www.kbtalks.com

nice attempt to get me to make that case, here, buddy -- LMFAO -- -- you should've asked me at the bar 2 weeks ago --

how's that song go... "if you knew lauren, like i know lauren...oooh! -- ooooh! -- oooooh" --

don't misunderstand me -- i love fucking dumb chicks as much as the next guy -- but, there are places of corruption in the soul, you can only reach with brains...

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07-30-2005, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

nice attempt to get me make that case, here, buddy -- LMFAO --

how's that song go... "if you knew lauren, like i know lauren...oooh! -- ooooh! -- oooooh" --

don't misunderstand me -- i love fucking dumb chicks as much as the next guy -- but, there are places of corruption in the soul, you can only reach with brains...

2HP

Oh I didn't say she was dumb-
She is a smart cookie
She figured out real quick how to massge my prostate during sex- and told me she would do it-

At 20 I didn't even know I had a prostate.
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07-30-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by kBizzle

Oh I didn't say she was dumb-
She is a smart cookie
She figured out real quick how to massge my prostate during sex- and told me she would do it-

At 20 I didn't even know I had a prostate.
:-))

great illustration of: "there are many types of intelligence, boobie."

oh, you knew you had a prostate, you just didn't know it was called a prostate --

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07-30-2005, 11:27 AM

heh gotta love her it sounds like
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07-30-2005, 01:11 PM

better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....

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07-30-2005, 01:14 PM

IQ 185? How the hell do you keep up?

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07-30-2005, 01:15 PM

I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that!
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07-30-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that!

lol -- doesn't that go without saying -- ? -- ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself --

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07-30-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

IQ 185? How the hell do you keep up?

i use a lot of big words very quickly -- slip in/slip out -- pretend i dropped something -- so far, it's been workin' --

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07-30-2005, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself --

2HP

Belinda is quite yummy.

We'll have to come over and hang out sometime. I didn't get to last time everyone went over... I was in SF but with my 5 year old.
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07-30-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that!

This was the exact joke I was resisting.

2HP you have a good sense of humor and roll with the punches. Very cool of you.

And you must be pretty smart yourself , you were smart enough to lock her down with a ring.

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07-30-2005, 02:22 PM

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better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....

Have you seen my doctor?
She has nice fingers-
Last time I got a hernia exam I sported a chub...

She smiled.

I still got it
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07-30-2005, 03:01 PM

Hmmmm..... doable
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07-30-2005, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle

Have you seen my doctor?
She has nice fingers-
Last time I got a hernia exam I sported a chub...

She smiled.

I still got it
:-))

the hernia or the chub -- ? --

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07-30-2005, 03:16 PM

That's nice to hear someone say...I feel the same way about my husband.

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07-30-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself --

2HP

She doesn't really like this photo of herself but I'm postin' it anyway!
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07-30-2005, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Cazually

better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....
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07-30-2005, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

She doesn't really like this photo of herself but I'm postin' it anyway!

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07-30-2005, 07:41 PM

she's very pretty, you're very lucky 2HP...lol

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07-30-2005, 07:51 PM

I wish she would stop stalking me

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07-30-2005, 08:08 PM

ok why u type italic and shit? is that some way to personalize yourslef or something? it sucks! ;)
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07-30-2005, 08:12 PM

wife? i thought she was your daugher!
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07-30-2005, 08:18 PM

185 IQ? Where was the test administered?

If you say some website like tickle.com or something, then i'll understand the 185.. if you say a professional, i'll just go ahead and assume you're lying.
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07-30-2005, 08:20 PM

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wife? i thought she was your daugher!

well, i am 14 years older -- so, it's posssssible, i suppose... but i've never thought of her as anything but a peer (and that flatters ME -- lol) -- -- it's not a part of our relationship, but i've heard younger women are to be desired -- no -- ? --

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07-30-2005, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by brizzad

185 IQ? Where was the test administered?

If you say some website like tickle.com or something, then i'll understand the 185.. if you say a professional, i'll just go ahead and assume you're lying.

she took the ctmm in high school, before coming to berkeley, where we met -- we're both in mensa --

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07-30-2005, 08:46 PM

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wife? i thought she was your daugher!

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07-30-2005, 09:06 PM

Congrats, we all can only hope too find someone like that.
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07-30-2005, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

i use a lot of big words very quickly -- slip in/slip out -- pretend i dropped something -- so far, it's been workin' --

2HP

Hey, whatever works, right?

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07-30-2005, 09:23 PM

Good to hear mate!

All the best to you two!
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07-30-2005, 09:32 PM

There is no reason why you should not.
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07-30-2005, 09:55 PM

sorry jack but she loves another man too-yours truly.
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07-30-2005, 10:26 PM

i was with a 200 IQ girl for a long time, she was smart enough to understand that by being good to me she made me her own.

we almost got married

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07-30-2005, 10:30 PM

hahaha saying it how it is ... gj p1mpdogg

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07-30-2005, 11:05 PM

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07-30-2005, 11:19 PM

There are people with iqs of like 593
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07-30-2005, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

Lauren.
IQ: 185.
Chairman of the Board, ZayZahZooZoo Enterprises (shell of profitLABINC and impoverishedNOOBS).
Age: 24.

My boss:

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