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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    I ordered a pizza

    Pepperoni. Extra cheese. Paid for it with cash. Eating it. I wonder if i need ranch dip.
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    • georgeyw
      58008 53773
      • Jul 2005
      • 9865
      #2
      From across the hall?
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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          Originally posted by georgeyw
          From across the hall?
          Kangarooshit

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            • Dvae
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 5326
              #4
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              Pepperoni. Extra cheese. Paid for it with cash. Eating it. I wonder if i need ranch dip.
              Next time order it with Dbl Mushroom and Italian Sausage.
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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25435
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  Pepperoni. Extra cheese. Paid for it with cash. Eating it. I wonder if i need ranch dip.
                  Too late to order dips - Put a bit of garlic, mustard and lemon juice in some mayo...

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75764
                      #6
                      Our local pizza place has a ranch pizza. Sounds horrible but it's really good.
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

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                        • HugeWood
                          HUGE
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 463
                          #7
                          Mix in a little hot sauce with the ranch.

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                            • TeenCat
                              Too lazy to set a koala
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 16131
                              #8
                              do it calzone and fuck it!

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                                • Colmike9
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                                  • Dec 2011
                                  • 7217
                                  #9
                                  The best pizza place is down the street from me and open 24 hours. Best place ever to wake and bake at 7am ;)
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                                    • 420
                                      cuck
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11571
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TeenCat
                                      do it calzone and fuck it!
                                      what toppings do you recommend to make calzone sex more life like?
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                                        • TeenCat
                                          Too lazy to set a koala
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 16131
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 420
                                          what toppings do you recommend to make calzone sex more life like?
                                          chilli and mushrooms, the best!

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                                            • 420
                                              cuck
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11571
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TeenCat
                                              chilli and mushrooms, the best!
                                              chilli peppers or that stuff they put on hotdogs? I was thinking anchovies for aroma.
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                                                • TeenCat
                                                  Too lazy to set a koala
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 16131
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by 420
                                                  chilli peppers or that stuff they put on hotdogs? I was thinking anchovies for aroma.
                                                  chilli peppers are better for feeling, and that anchovies are not needed at the end it smells the same with or without them

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                                                    • 420
                                                      cuck
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 11571
                                                      #14
                                                      lol i love you teencat
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                                                        • femdomdestiny
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 5186
                                                          #15
                                                          Yesterday I've ordered margherita for the first time in my life. I was always wondering why would someone eat pizza without ham,pepperoni or something like that so I've decided to give it a try.
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16

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                                                                • imabro
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 871
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by TeenCat
                                                                  do it calzone and fuck it!
                                                                  This guy knows his pizza

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                                                                    • $money$
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2015
                                                                      • 1416
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I eat tooo much pizza

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                                                                        • mce
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2012
                                                                          • 3915
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94150
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
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                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by mce
                                                                                  I love these parody titles of the theking's posts
                                                                                  My friend writes parody for a community news paper. I think I will see him on Wednesday. We might have pizza. extra cheese. i will call him to be sure.

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                                                                                    • shake
                                                                                      frc
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 4663
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • WorldOfPorn
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2015
                                                                                          • 210
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Ranch is good.
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                                                                                            • kane
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 20684
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Just ask the neighbor across the hall for some of her "sauce."

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