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  • Santa Claus
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 18

    #1

    You Got 1 Hour To Get Your Present Requests In..

    Tell me what you want to have shoved down your chumney this Christmas or ill just leave you a couple of lumps of coal

    P.S No hooker requests, Mrs Claus told me i cant be delivering any whores this year
  • Agent 488
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 22511

    #2
    don't assault me in my sleep like last year.

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    • evildick

      #3
      A realdoll that looks like Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life.

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      • NemesiS876
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 7436

        #4
        I want mustang

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        • spunkmister
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2006
          • 1362

          #5
          a reacharound with a tounge in my ear thown in since I was a very good boy this year

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          • BusterBunny
            perverted justice decoy
            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #6
            too much horsepower will kill

            Originally posted by NemesiS876
            I want mustang
            did you not see what happened to mr hands when he got one?
            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Originally posted by evildick
              A realdoll that looks like Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life.
              Make mine like Phylis Diller or Rosanne Barr please

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              • sharp
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 7006

                #8
                $100 via Paypal to [email protected]
                I"m a cheap date.

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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  I'll tell you want what I want for christmas, an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model BB rifle with a compass in the stock!!!!!

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                  • amateurcanada
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 3766

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Santa Claus
                    Tell me what you want to have shoved down your chumney this Christmas or ill just leave you a couple of lumps of coal

                    P.S No hooker requests, Mrs Claus told me i cant be delivering any whores this year


                    Carbon fibre hood for my car. lol

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                    • Cash
                      Click on my TCG signature
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 20825

                      #11
                      Number 1 in Google for porn ...
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                      • dullspace
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 131

                        #12
                        5 bank accounts
                        3 ounces
                        and 2 vehicles
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          missed that first time around

                          Originally posted by evildick
                          A realdoll that looks like Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life.
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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