Some of you may recall that last year
I played Santa for a group of foster kids. It was for a program my daughter was working with, and even though she wouldn't be there any longer, I had told the people in charge that they were welcome to call on me in the future. Guess they forgot until too late.
My daughter called, and it turns out that the foster kids people talked to her yesterday, and the guy that they had volunteer to be Santa for them this year cancelled at the last minute! What an asshole.
I think it was Chris Rock that had a bit where he said he was glad Santa wasn't black as the toys would always arrive late due to Santa getting drunk, spending the welfare check, etc, etc.