12 Peters peeing
11 Masturbators
10 Lads a-peeping
9 Strippers stripping
8 Maids a-sucking
7 Sheep a-fucking
6 Geese a-laying
5 Cock rings
4 Call girls
3 French kisses
2 Flaming queens
And a transvestite in a peach gown
BTW, my favorite holiday drink is a Nog-a-Saki (one part egg nog, 3 parts saki)...how's that for holiday spirit?
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