Do you think the Florida Marlins will win the World Series?

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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    Do you think the Florida Marlins will win the World Series?

    Please vote honestly
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    Yes - Dontrelle Willis will win 20 games and carry the Marlins to the Series
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    Yes - Miguel Cabrera will win the triple crown and carry the Marlins to the Series
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    Yes - Larry Beinfest will make yet another brilliant deadline trade to get them there
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    Yes - Lenny2 is the coolest guy ever and he can will the Marlins to the Series
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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #2
    Did I mention we just got Beckett, Valdez, and Alfonseca back from the DL?

    That PLUS we'll probably upgrade the club with a trade or two by this weekend. The fish are looking mighty good going into the second half baby
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    • wedouglas
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2004
      • 5921

      #3
      Tigers baby, Tigers

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      • tranza
        ICQ: 197-556-237
        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #4
        Hahahaha... No is not an option?
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • jonesy
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 6688

          #5
          yes they will
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          Shooting Bikini Girls

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            They have a pretty good chance

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            • PixeLs
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 11922

              #7
              I expect the Marlins to win with MIfuel Cabrera taking the charge.

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              • Snake Doctor
                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                • Mar 2001
                • 13449

                #8
                Originally posted by wedouglas
                Tigers baby, Tigers
                Tigers are going to be scary in a year, maybe two.
                They have the best GM in baseball IMHO. I almost cried when Dombrowski left the Marlins, he is the S-H-I-T.

                Although I do have to admit I've been impressed with the deals Beinfest has made so far, considering his track record in Montreal I wasn't very optimistic.
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                • WayneBrady
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 148

                  #9
                  Fuck No

                  While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
                  I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
                  I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
                  The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
                  They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
                  So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
                  The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
                  Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
                  Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
                  I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
                  Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
                  Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
                  So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
                  They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
                  I waited about 30 minutes
                  Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
                  They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
                  He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
                  I then you don?t tell me what I see
                  Then he said we can make you disappear
                  Then I tell them not to threaten me
                  He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
                  Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
                  So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
                  Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
                  The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
                  And the next day I was released and I went home.


                  Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
                  So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
                  Then it quickly flew off
                  15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
                  The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
                  I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
                  The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
                  They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
                  I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
                  Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
                  The car then starts driving
                  Were in there for 10 hours
                  I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
                  Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
                  I then reply I shit my sack
                  They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
                  They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
                  They put her in the corner of the room
                  Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
                  What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
                  There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
                  We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
                  Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
                  Then he says come with me?
                  And then we all walked down a hall way
                  We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
                  We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
                  And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
                  While it?s on the ground it craps itself
                  The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
                  We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
                  Edd asks whats he doing here
                  He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
                  Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
                  As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
                  The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
                  Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
                  And the one that talks put me back in my sack
                  I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
                  They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
                  They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
                  The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
                  He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
                  He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
                  He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
                  They get back in the car and dvive off

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                  • Dax
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 3161

                    #10
                    Where da fuck did all these marlin fans come out of ?

                    I dont think the marlins will make it this year.. but after some trades they will look mighty fine for next yr.. once they unload lowel.. and they move miguel to 3rd ;) we'll be aight!

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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149

                      #11
                      nope they won't

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                      • tristan_D
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 7865

                        #12
                        As much as I want the Marlins to win I think the odds are just tough for them this year.
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                        • Snake Doctor
                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 13449

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dax
                          Where da fuck did all these marlin fans come out of ?

                          I dont think the marlins will make it this year.. but after some trades they will look mighty fine for next yr.. once they unload lowel.. and they move miguel to 3rd ;) we'll be aight!
                          I grew up in Florida. I remember Charlie Hough winning opening day in '93 against Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers......Hell I remember that Nigel Wilson was the first pick in the 92 expansion draft

                          I don't think they "have" to get rid of Lowell, I think he'll come around....but if they can dump the big salary and get some good pieces in return then that's even better.

                          They're in better shape right now than the 2003 team was at this point in the season, plus they just got 3 pitchers back from the DL....I like our chances.
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                          • JJ Gold
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1969

                            #14

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