It was seven years ago today.....

Congrats

So do we get a paycom discount soon?

congrats, rand!

WOW!! Congrats Rand you are truly "THE MAN!"

Glad you're there Rand, always nice to have someone of your quality at arm's length.

6 years is quite a feat in this industry ;)

cheers to 6 more!
;)

thats a long time.. congrats

Are you that big black dude I met in mtl ?

Congrats bro!

Three threads in one day?

This has to be a record day for you, Rand!

Rand, you are just having a gRand day bro! Congrats!

That's very funny when you know the answer.

Happy Anniversary to You! *Cheers to good years yet to come*

Happy Anniversary & Congrats Rand

Happy Anniversary, Rand and congrats!
I remember way back when I used Epoch almost 7 years ago and have come full circle

Nice going, quite an accomplishment

Congrats Rand

That was terrible Poppy.

7 years is either Wool or Copper on the anniversary gift list. This should be interesting ;)

Congrats to you Rand, Joel and Clay are two of my favorite people.

going 4 years in the bizz Feb, next year. congrats!

Congratulations Rand!

C

One of the best guys in the business!

Rand I wish you all the best man! Peace!

Congrats Rand

congrats on that, and cheers to many more

so when will they cut the black dude in on the real action?

BRAVO, Rand!!!!

congratulations and happy anniversary.

Yeah, I want the employee discount program!

Congrats... 1998 seems like forever ago!

And 7 years is even better



Congrats Rand! Can you feel the love?

That is awesome and quite the feat in this industry! Happy anniversary ;)

I sure can! It feels great!

BIG HUG!

wow..cool.. wtg!

Jesus, Have some respect for yourself!

And you're still just the receptionist ;)

Many congrats, Rand - not many people stay that long with companies in this industry or any other

great! im happy for ya;)

7 years in one company is something to be proud of man, Congrats!

7 years in the internet world I think gets you the Rolex Presidential..

Nice Rand! Congrats to both you and Paycom on the little anniversary event.

~Alli

congrats

Congrats to your anniversary!

While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
I then you don?t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I tell them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.


Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room
Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
Then he says come with me?
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it?s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Edd asks whats he doing here
He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off