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  • HomeFry
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 1062

    #1

    I'm never drinking again.

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  • sicone
    Retired
    • Jan 2004
    • 18453

    #2
    sucks to be you right now huh?

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    • sickkittens
      I am a meat popsicle.
      • Jul 2002
      • 25100

      #3
      Get a buzz, you'll feel better.

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      • madawgz
        8.8.8.8
        • Mar 2006
        • 30509

        #4
        damn that sucks

        drink lots of water
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        • MikesTraffic
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 1992

          #5
          Everytime I get sick I say I'm never drinking again, needless to say it has yet to stick
          Fortinet GURU

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          • AssPirate
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 2135

            #6
            Before you drink, put something on your stomach. Eat something oily. Don't drink on an empty stomach. And drink lots of water while you're at it.

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            • Mediachick
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 897

              #7
              Originally posted by HomeFry
              I've said that SO often too... Hang in there!
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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #8
                Don't be a wuss now ;)


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                • Elixir
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                  • May 2006
                  • 12870

                  #9
                  I'm never drinking again too !
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                  • Martin
                    "Assassins"
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 17274

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MikesTraffic
                    Everytime I get sick I say I'm never drinking again, needless to say it has yet to stick
                    Me too.

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                    • HHwebmonkey
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 44

                      #11
                      Hey Homefry, got something for you...

                      Which Level did you get to?

                      LEVEL 1:
                      It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYED friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, "Oh come on, this is silly, why as long as I get seven hours of sleep (snap fingers), I'm cool.".

                      LEVEL 2:
                      It's midnight. You've had a few more beers. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf. You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears on your shoulder. And now you're thinking, "Hey! I'm out with my friends! What am I working for anyway? These are the good times! Besides, as long as I get five hours sleep (snaps fingers) I'm cool.".

                      LEVEL 3:
                      One in the morning. You've abandoned beer for tequila. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing FOR artificial turf. And now you're thinking, "Our waitress is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" At level three, you love the world. On the way to the bathroom you buy a drink for the stranger at the end of the bar just because you like his face. You get drinking fantasies. (like,"Hey fellas, if we bought our own bar, we could live together forever. We could do it. Tommy, you could cook.") But at level three, that devil is a little bit bigger....and he's buying. And you're thinking "Oh, come on, come on now. As long as I get three hours sleep...and a complete change of blood (snaps fingers), I'm cool.".

                      LEVEL 4:
                      Two in the morning. And the devil is bartending. For last call, you ordered a bottle of rum and a Coke. You ARE artificial turf! This time on your way to the bathroom, you punch the stranger at the end of the bar. Just because you don't like his face! And now you're thinking, "Our busboy is the best looking man I've ever seen." You and your friends decide to leave, right after you get thrown out, and one of you knows an ...after hours bar. And here, at level four, you actually think to yourself, "Well....as long as I'm only going to get a few hours sleep anyway, I may as well.... STAY UP ALL NIGHT!!!! Yeah! That'd be good for me. I don't mind going to that board meeting looking like Keith Richards. Yeah, I'll turn that around, make it work for me. And besides, as long as I get 31 hours sleep tomorrow ...................cool.

                      LEVEL 5:
                      Five in the morning. after unsuccessfully trying to get your money back at the tattoo parlor ("But I don't even know anybody named Ruby!!!"), you and your friends wind up across the state line in a bar with guys who have been in prison as recently as...that morning. It's the kind of place where even the devil is going, "Uh, I gotta turn in. I gotta be in Hell- at nine. I've got that brunch with Hitler, I can't miss that." At this point, you're all drinking some kind of thick blue liquor, like something from a Klingon wedding. A waitress with fresh stitches comes over, and you think to yourself, "Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!!" One of your friends stands up and screams, "WE'RE DRIVIN' TO FLORIDA!!!!!"- and passes out. You crawl outside for air , and then you hit the worst part of level five- the sun. You weren't expecting that were you? You never do. You walk out of a bar in daylight, and you see people on their way to work, or jogging. And they look at you-and they know. And they say..."Who's Ruby?" Let's be honest, if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory like you've beat the night, but if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight. We all say the same prayer then, "I swear, I will never do this again (how long?) as long as I live!" And some of us have that little addition, "and this time, I mean it!"

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                      • VicD
                        ICQ: 304-611-162
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 13245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HomeFry

                        Haha, that's what we always say

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                        • shekinah
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2006
                          • 8452

                          #13
                          Drink hot water.. It works, I just tried it

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                          • RyuLion
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 32364

                            #14
                            I'm never drinking again = I'm never having sex again

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                            • RyuLion
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 32364

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HHwebmonkey
                              Which Level did you get to?
                              LEVEL 5:
                              Five in the morning. after unsuccessfully trying to get your money back at the tattoo parlor ("But I don't even know anybody named Ruby!!!"), you and your friends wind up across the state line in a bar with guys who have been in prison as recently as...that morning. It's the kind of place where even the devil is going, "Uh, I gotta turn in. I gotta be in Hell- at nine. I've got that brunch with Hitler, I can't miss that." At this point, you're all drinking some kind of thick blue liquor, like something from a Klingon wedding. A waitress with fresh stitches comes over, and you think to yourself, "Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!!" One of your friends stands up and screams, "WE'RE DRIVIN' TO FLORIDA!!!!!"- and passes out. You crawl outside for air , and then you hit the worst part of level five- the sun. You weren't expecting that were you? You never do. You walk out of a bar in daylight, and you see people on their way to work, or jogging. And they look at you-and they know. And they say..."Who's Ruby?" Let's be honest, if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory like you've beat the night, but if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight. We all say the same prayer then, "I swear, I will never do this again (how long?) as long as I live!" And some of us have that little addition, "and this time, I mean it!"
                              lol, you rock man!
                              I think everyone gets at this level at the shows..

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