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Another Great Email To Share With Everyone

07-26-2005, 02:57 PM

I got another great email today. Sometimes it really makes me wonder what these guys are thinking. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to jump on a plane to Minneapolis or what? By the way, this is the entire email. It's not like I'm leaving anything out here. You've got the full context.

-----Original Message-----
From: "edited to protect the intellectually challenged"
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:56 PM
To: '[email protected]'
Subject: Minneapolis Trip

Do you ever make it to minneapolis. All I have to say is 1/2 cup shooting
10-12 feet...Any questions?
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07-26-2005, 02:58 PM

that I gotta see

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07-26-2005, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie

I got another great email today. Sometimes it really makes me wonder what these guys are thinking. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to jump on a plane to Minneapolis or what? By the way, this is the entire email. It's not like I'm leaving anything out here. You've got the full context.

-----Original Message-----
From: "edited to protect the intellectually challenged"
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:56 PM
To: '[email protected]'
Subject: Minneapolis Trip

Do you ever make it to minneapolis. All I have to say is 1/2 cup shooting
10-12 feet...Any questions?

Did I say Minneapolis? I meant Northern California!
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07-26-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Lensman

Did I say Minneapolis? I meant Northern California!

"1/2 cup shooting 10-12 feet" - Perfect would you be interested in signing a 5 year exclusive contract? I'll have my attorney draw up the paper work and Fed Ex it to you first thing in the morning.
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07-26-2005, 03:09 PM

HAHAHA that is a good one!
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07-26-2005, 03:09 PM

I got lots of questions...

eh, I just dont get it 1/2 cup 10-12 feet

oh well
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07-26-2005, 03:11 PM

hahahaha, oh allie, i bet you were *swooning* with lust after this man's half a cupful o' cum. so suave, it ranks right up there with the construction worker cat-call. what are they thinking?

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07-26-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie

"1/2 cup shooting 10-12 feet" - Perfect would you be interested in signing a 5 year exclusive contract? I'll have my attorney draw up the paper work and Fed Ex it to you first thing in the morning.

The problem is that I have to skip sex for 5 years to hit 12 feet. But I can regularly hit 3 feet.
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07-26-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

hahahaha, oh allie, i bet you were *swooning* with lust after this man's half a cupful o' cum. so suave, it ranks right up there with the construction worker cat-call. what are they thinking?

my favourites come on myspace, i get emails all day "yer hot i like to have sex with girl you like write me back soon kisses k"

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07-26-2005, 03:21 PM

what the hell is 1/2 cup shooting at 10-12 feet?
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07-26-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Alky

what the hell is 1/2 cup shooting at 10-12 feet?

fuck this place is hilarious....
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07-26-2005, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie

-----Original Message-----
From: "edited to protect the intellectually challenged"
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:56 PM
To: '[email protected]'
Subject: Minneapolis Trip

Do you ever make it to minneapolis. All I have to say is 1/2 cup shooting
10-12 feet...Any questions?

Is that some sort of golf lingo?

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07-26-2005, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

hahahaha, oh allie, i bet you were *swooning* with lust after this man's half a cupful o' cum. so suave, it ranks right up there with the construction worker cat-call. what are they thinking?

my favourites come on myspace, i get emails all day "yer hot i like to have sex with girl you like write me back soon kisses k"

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07-26-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Lensman

The problem is that I have to skip sex for 5 years to hit 12 feet. But I can regularly hit 3 feet.

I rescind my offer! I need ?1/2 cup shooting 10-12 feet? every time and I can?t be standing around waiting for 5 years either.
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07-26-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by Icon

Is that some sort of golf lingo?

Yeah, that's what Allie was wondering.
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07-26-2005, 06:15 PM

spam him with some volume pills from Mensniche & tell him once he can shoot 20 ft, to let you know LOL :P

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07-26-2005, 06:16 PM

i think you should take him up on that

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07-26-2005, 06:20 PM

Wow and LMFAO! That's like the best pick up line EVER! LOL

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07-26-2005, 06:22 PM

Ask him to send you a video before you get there.. then post it here :D

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07-26-2005, 06:24 PM

I bet you are just going to jump on the chance

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07-26-2005, 08:12 PM

Gotta be proud of that accomplishment.... I guess no guts no glory. just gotta wonder about men sometimes. Not that women are all that much better, on myspace, before I deleted my profile married women would say some of the same stuff to me. Maybe a little smoother, but then again they rarely ever come thru.

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07-26-2005, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Cazually

but then again they rarely ever come thru.

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07-26-2005, 08:27 PM

I just wonder how this guy found the time and patience to

1- Get a measuring cup and actually measure the quantity of cum he releases and

2- Get a measuring tape and actually check how far his cum shot went.

I don't know what's worse. Sending a moronic email to someone he doesn't know or indirectly admitting to having done items 1 and 2.

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07-26-2005, 08:45 PM

we get stuff like that all the time lol
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07-27-2005, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

I just wonder how this guy found the time and patience to

1- Get a measuring cup and actually measure the quantity of cum he releases and

2- Get a measuring tape and actually check how far his cum shot went.

I don't know what's worse. Sending a moronic email to someone he doesn't know or indirectly admitting to having done items 1 and 2.

Not a visual I need to have in my head.
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07-27-2005, 04:46 AM

Youve been gettin all the fun emails lately allie, do you even reply to them or just ignore them?
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07-27-2005, 04:47 AM

hahahahaha.

thats alot. would probably freak out any girl out there.
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07-27-2005, 05:04 AM

I'm going right now to get a tape measure, a measuring cup, and a dartboard target ;)

Gotta stay competitive.

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07-27-2005, 06:55 AM

LOL... i never got such kind of email so far

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07-27-2005, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie

Do you ever make it to minneapolis. All I have to say is 1/2 cup shooting
10-12 feet...Any questions?

can you convert that to the metric system?
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07-27-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by blerche

can you convert that to the metric system?

3 - 3.6 m

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