One thing I've learned over the years: most women love to suck cock.

**Braincash Fred** · 07-26-2005, 11:18 AM

One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm

**jacked** · 07-26-2005, 11:18 AM

a lot of women feel degraded sucking cock, but like you said a pretty large majority of the women do love slobbin the knob

**ruler1** · 07-26-2005, 11:19 AM

**xclusive** · 07-26-2005, 11:22 AM

i've never been with a girl who wouldn't do it

**DarkJedi** · 07-26-2005, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by ruler1

It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

**jacked** · 07-26-2005, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by xclusive

i've never been with a girl who wouldn't do it

the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe

**iggysick** · 07-26-2005, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by jacked

the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe

at least seven as far as I know

**Fizzgig** · 07-26-2005, 11:35 AM

Sshhhh, it's supposed to be a secret!

**Theo** · 07-26-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

**Cyndalie** · 07-26-2005, 11:36 AM

Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K

**JJ Gold** · 07-26-2005, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

That is a different spin on the "carrot and the stick".

**rickholio** · 07-26-2005, 01:20 PM

I've only been with one woman who didn't like it.

A far worse problem is how many women do it, but are bad bad bad fucking TERRIBLE at it.

There's some women out there sucking who really have no business being anywhere near a man's genital area until they retake Blowjob 101 and get about a year of remedial training.

**Clicky_Bucks** · 07-26-2005, 01:57 PM

A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.

**Vitasoy** · 07-26-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Braincash Fred

One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm

And girls who do, are keepers

**nofx** · 07-26-2005, 05:23 PM

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

**Sin** · 07-26-2005, 05:32 PM

I don't think its fair to say a girl is a whore if she sucks great cock....
I think its far more likely to say she likes sucking cock.

I can say that I love sucking cock, but the number of men that I have been with are very low.

**tungsten** · 07-26-2005, 05:34 PM

i agree with your notion

**rickholio** · 07-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks

A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.

There's been women who are so terrible that I've had to turn them over and finish up in other ways. They exist, sadly, and there has to be some some resource available to teach proper oral technique to save themselves and thier partners countless sessions of pain and/or embarassment.

There are matters of degree, of course. I would qualify as 'bad' as anything where it'd have felt better if I'd wandered off and took care of it myself, but that's only my scale.

**Spunky** · 07-26-2005, 05:40 PM

Too bad you have to pay the women to suck your noodle

**reed_4** · 07-26-2005, 08:51 PM

Just don't push to hard on her just to give you a nice blow job. Let her do her thing and she will definitely love it.

**wedouglas** · 07-26-2005, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Braincash Fred

One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm

hmm, better stop buying it for parties if the girls dont like it. i usually bought it just for them..

**PixeLs** · 07-26-2005, 11:09 PM

I once encountered a girl who never do blowjobs without swallowing all my loads.

**DarkJedi** · 07-26-2005, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by spunky

Too bad you have to pay the women to suck your noodle

no i don't.

your mom does it for free.

**je_rome** · 07-26-2005, 11:46 PM

for me girls that swallow are good girls. ;) they are keepers indeed. ;)

**polish_aristocrat** · 06-02-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

And here are the consequences of that:

1) If your woman doesn't love it, dump her immediately. There is something wrong with her, and her blowjob-positive peers far outnumber her.

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.

thanks for the advice

.

**Evil Doer** · 06-02-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

thanks for the advice

.

you waited a year to say this?

**2HousePlague** · 06-02-2006, 01:06 PM

You either love it or hate it.

2hp

**bastardsquad** · 06-02-2006, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by nofx

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

someones been listening to Blood For Blood...

**gimo33** · 06-02-2006, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

**loverboy** · 06-02-2006, 01:42 PM

i feel very lucky lol

**WD Brian** · 06-02-2006, 02:10 PM

a big

to women who love to suck cock

**Brad Mitchell** · 06-02-2006, 02:21 PM

I'm a lucky guy.

Brad

**SweetJeanette** · 06-02-2006, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by nofx

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

Isn't that funny.... Men will say, "we want a girl who likes to suck it, likes to swallow, and will give it up whenever we want...but if she does, she's a whore!" How the poop does that make any sence? You either want it and like the girls who do it for ya the way ya need...or ya think the chicks who do are skanks....you can't have it both ways.

Just for the record, just like Sin said, I love to suck cock (if I do say so myself, I'm very good at it) but the only man who gets it from me is the same guy I'v been with for 4 years now...not even married yet...so your theory doesn't apply to all ladies out there, just so ya know.

**Tim** · 06-02-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

"C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

**Martin** · 06-02-2006, 02:37 PM

I agree.. Girls do.. I think it's because they like being in controll of you..

**pussyluver** · 06-02-2006, 02:41 PM

Next time you meet a girl and kiss her for the first time, remember where that mouth has been. She might be thinking the same thing about your cock. So don't say to much about anal sex until you know her.

Words to live by
by pussyluver

**giftedtwisted** · 06-02-2006, 02:43 PM

the real keepers are the ones who play with it before they swallow and giggle about it.

**pussyluver** · 06-02-2006, 02:43 PM

Then there is that whole Catholic / Bill Clinton thing. BJs really don't count. Plus it shuts him up or gets rid of him for the evening. Hard to get pregnant with a BJ.

**pussyluver** · 06-02-2006, 02:47 PM

Oh and next time you're calling me, baddog or Paul M grandpa, just remember in all those years, we've had more than a few BJs and fucks. Some of ya got a way to go to catch up.

While you're at it, try to envision your grandma blowing your grandpa!

**RhiannonAPM** · 06-02-2006, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by nofx

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

Now that's not true! Maybe they had a great teacher like I did!

**madawgz** · 06-02-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by nofx

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

good point

**SgtStrider** · 06-02-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K

Trust me on this issue, I dont have to worry about that

**Pornwolf** · 06-02-2006, 04:41 PM

I haven't met a woman yet that doesn't take pride in their cocksucking abilities, no matter if they are good or not.

**McCord** · 06-03-2006, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K

For real!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

**polish_aristocrat** · 12-14-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Evil Doer

you waited a year to say this?

yes, have a problem with it?

**Scott McD** · 12-14-2006, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.

*takes notes*

One thing I've learned over the years: most women love to suck cock.

One thing I've learned over the years: most women love to suck cock.

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