??? Roadkill Pizza ... ????

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30157

    #1

    ??? Roadkill Pizza ... ????

    any takers ?

    Indiana Man Makes World's Strangest Roadkill Pizza

    December 18, 2006 2:27 p.m. EST

    Nidhi Sharma - AHN

    Merrillville , IN (AHN) - An Indiana man hopes to market a new line of literal roadkill pizza where the toppings would be scooped out of the remains the animals killed in road. Named as Roadkill Frozen Pizza, inventor Ira Scott is literally on-the-road picking up roadkill and making frozen pizza pies out of highway flattened critters.

    To the relief of customers, the roadkill pizza comes in a 'cheesy' strange looking cardboard pizza box with a tire track running through the middle of the pie.

    Though still under development, Scott tried his unique highway pizza concept out on his college friends without letting them know. To his surprise they loved it, which encouraged him to do it for real.

    "The type of animals you accidentally run over while driving your car determines the flavor profile of your pizza, it's the ultimate mystery meat lover's experience," said Scott.

    "Toppings differ only by the geographical region, alligator in Florida or armadillo in Texas and perhaps flattened ground hog in Pennsylvania." explained Scott.
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • sicone
    Retired
    • Jan 2004
    • 18453

    #2
    yeah, that sounds sanitary. I'm gonna order up 2 of them now

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    • reynold
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 51271

      #3
      His business's survival depends on dead animals he'll find on the road. Sounds like a promising idea indeed.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Ugh..that is disgusting

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        • Tanker
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2000
          • 9287

          #5
          mmmmmm I wouldnt touch it my dad might though

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          • ukxtra
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 844

            #6
            "The type of animals you accidentally run over while driving your car determines the flavor profile of your pizza, it's the ultimate mystery meat lover's experience," said Scott.
            For fucks SAKE

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            • Psycho_x
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 697

              #7
              Thanks alot,I just ordered a pizza about 5min before reading this thread.

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              • GAMEFINEST
                Make STACK$
                • Nov 2006
                • 14470

                #8
                not surpriseddd
                Compound interest.

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                • wyldworx
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 5144

                  #9
                  After seeing a show in the states about how some Americans love to eat roadkill, it was only a matter of time b4 someone else picked the corpse up and made it edable!

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                  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16502

                    #10
                    Road Kill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it!

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