my 165lb wife TOTALLY OWNED last nite- VH1 celeb fit club

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  • Phoenix
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    • Nov 2002
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    #51
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    • ricks
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      • Oct 2004
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      #52
      Originally posted by Shaddam IV
      how so ?
      when i married, she was in gread shape and had a killer body.

      is it my fault she cut her hair short, started eating like a pig and doesnt look after herself anymore ?

      That is your fault.
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      • TurboAngel
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        • Jun 2003
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        #53
        Two trolls fighting is funny, sure doesn't get better than that.


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        • mrkris
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          • May 2005
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          #54
          Originally posted by Shaddam IV
          YOU = fat, frigid, joyless spinster-to-be.

          Have fun knitting adorable little clothes for your 17 cats and getting up early every day to read "Cathy."
          HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I have to agree, this was an awesome cumback

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          • Shaddam IV
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            • Sep 2004
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            #55
            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
            So, let her go, introduce her to me and I will show her where to find people that will love her for her and not just her waist size. .
            The only warm, fuzzy feeling you get is from your hoard of cats, swarming on you when they hear the can opener.

            Go watch "Cheaters," spinster.

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            • SouthernGirl
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              • Jul 2005
              • 615

              #56
              who wouldnt rather be a spinster than stuck in a loveless marriage?

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              • wjxxx
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                • Feb 2005
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                #57
                Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                Weak, very weak.

                You are damaged, and I hope your poor wife leaves you soon before you damage your kids in the same way.
                What kind of stupid bitch are you ? His whale-wife couldn`t leave him cause she is too fat to find another man (wallet). And I think that eating all day long and making fat cow of herself isn`t good example for kids

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                • Sarah_Jayne
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                  The only warm, fuzzy feeling you get is from your hoard of cats, swarming on you when they hear the can opener.

                  Go watch "Cheaters," spinster.

                  I've cared for someone when they were ill and loved them (and they me) until they died in front of me. I am sorry that won't be the same for you.

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                  • SouthernGirl
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                    • Jul 2005
                    • 615

                    #59
                    Originally posted by wjxxx
                    What kind of stupid bitch are you ? His whale-wife couldn`t leave him cause she is too fat to find another man (wallet). And I think that eating all day long and making fat cow of herself isn`t good example for kids
                    his wife works and pays all the bills

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                    • Ramos2
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                      so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

                      Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

                      who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.
                      I met that chick in Ridgefield, Connecticut.....a couple of years ago...she wasn't very funny or bubbly at all!

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                      • Shaddam IV
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                        • Sep 2004
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                        who wouldnt rather be a spinster than stuck in a loveless marriage?
                        actually, i'm not complaining.
                        i lead quite an active sexual life.

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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149

                          #62
                          lol if I did that to my gf she would go off on me.

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                          • Phoenix
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                            • Nov 2002
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                            #63
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                            • candyflip
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                              • Jul 2002
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                              #64
                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                              Two trolls fighting is funny, sure doesn't get better than that.


                              I just got to page two and was about to say this same thing.

                              Someone hit a hole in one with this thread.

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                              • Nathan
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                                • Jul 2003
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                                #65
                                I'm getting a little confused here, how tall is your wife??

                                75kg and she is _FAT_? Dude, do you even know what FAT is?

                                Sad how so many agree with you, all those should get out of the porn biz to realize what real women look like.

                                Jeez...
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                                • Shaddam IV
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                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 810

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                  I've cared for someone when they were ill and loved them (and they me) until they died in front of me. I am sorry that won't be the same for you.
                                  yeah, you loved him so much, you were already fucking someone esle while he was still warm.

                                  dont make me dig the thread up.

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                                  • SouthernGirl
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                                    • Jul 2005
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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                    actually, i'm not complaining.
                                    i lead quite an active sexual life.

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                                    • TurboAngel
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 30122

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                      I just got to page two and was about to say this same thing.

                                      Someone hit a hole in one with this thread.

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                                      • johnnyhey
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                                        • Jan 2004
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                                        #69
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                                        • BradShaw
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                                          • Oct 2001
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                                          #70
                                          Send her ass to gym, tie her up to the treadmill.
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                                          • Shaddam IV
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                                            • Sep 2004
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                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                            his wife works and pays all the bills
                                            and you know this how ?

                                            i'm the sole provider, bitch.

                                            in fact, i'm thinking she should start working - maybe that will get her motivated to become a woman again.

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                                            • SouthernGirl
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 615

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by BradShaw
                                              Send her ass to gym, tie her up to the treadmill.
                                              you are fat AND bald

                                              why aren't you at the gym?

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                                              • SouthernGirl
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                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 615

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                and you know this how ?

                                                i'm the sole provider, bitch.

                                                in fact, i'm thinking she should start working - maybe that will get her motivated to become a woman again.
                                                because losers with fat wives who blame their kids never have a job.

                                                i don't believe this for a second.

                                                your wife works and pays all the bills.

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                                                • Shaddam IV
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                                                  • Sep 2004
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Nathan
                                                  I'm getting a little confused here, how tall is your wife??

                                                  75kg and she is _FAT_? Dude, do you even know what FAT is?

                                                  she's 5.4" 165lb

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                                                  • uno
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                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                    I've cared for someone when they were ill and loved them (and they me) until they died in front of me. I am sorry that won't be the same for you.
                                                    Weren't you already fat when you met/dated/got married?
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                                                    • Shaddam IV
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                                                      • Sep 2004
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                      because losers with fat wives who blame their kids never have a job.

                                                      i don't believe this for a second.

                                                      your wife works and pays all the bills.
                                                      wow, you're one stupid bitch.

                                                      1. i'm not a loser (good looking, fuck a beautifull mistress on the side)
                                                      2. wife got fat after the marriage.
                                                      3. i'm not blaming the kids. i'm saving the mariage because i want them to be raised in a real family.
                                                      4. i'm a full time webmaster. last year i brought in 74k after taxes.

                                                      so, fuck off.

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                                                      • RogerV
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                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                        #77
                                                        There should be a clause in marriage vows

                                                        (Till death do us part or your ass gets to big)

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                                                        • wjxxx
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                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                          his wife works and pays all the bills
                                                          How many BigMacs ate you today ? I bet you`re fat as pig

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                                                          • (Gk)
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                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                            #79
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                                                            • SouthernGirl
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                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                              wow, you're one stupid bitch.

                                                              1. i'm not a loser (good looking, fuck a beautifull mistress on the side)
                                                              2. wife got fat after the marriage.
                                                              3. i'm not blaming the kids. i'm saving the mariage because i want them to be raised in a real family.
                                                              4. i'm a full time webmaster. last year i brought in 74k after taxes.

                                                              so, fuck off.
                                                              yeah right. if life is so good, why are you bringing all your dirty laundry to gfy?


                                                              1. you are a loser who is neither good looking or fucking a beautiful mistress

                                                              2. your wife got fat so you wouldn't ask her for sex, thereby sparing her the horror that is your grotesque body and smell.

                                                              3. your kids would be better off without you. please leave now. think of the children.

                                                              4. your wife works all day to pay the bills while you sit on your fat ass posting to gfy
                                                              Last edited by SouthernGirl; 07-25-2005, 11:49 AM.

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                                                              • SouthernGirl
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                                                                • Jul 2005
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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by (Gk)
                                                                buy a real doll.
                                                                his wife revoked his use of her credit card years ago.

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                                                                • thediablo
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                                                                  #82
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                                                                  • Shaddam IV
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                                                                    • Sep 2004
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                                    yeah right. if life is so good, why are you bringing all your dirty laundry to gfy?


                                                                    1. you are a loser who is neither good looking or fucking a beautiful mistress

                                                                    2. your wife got fat so you wouldn't ask her for sex, thereby sparing her the horror that is your grotesque body and smell.

                                                                    3. your kids would be better off without you. please leave now. think of the children.

                                                                    4. your wife works all day to pay the bills while you sit on your fat ass posting to gfy
                                                                    i'm done with you, stupid cunt.

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                                                                    • BradM
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Good thread Shaddam thanks.

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                                                                      • mrkris
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                                                                        • May 2005
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        You could allways dangle a twinky in front of her to keep her running

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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                          yeah, you loved him so much, you were already fucking someone esle while he was still warm.

                                                                          dont make me dig the thread up.
                                                                          I didn't fuck anyone..bring up the thread, I don't really care because I know exactly how much I loved (and still love) him. I know exactly what I did, what he would have thought about it and how it kept me from joining him in the grave that night.

                                                                          Seriously, I have been through so much that if you think some bully of a troll is going to make me hold my hands up and go 'yeah , you know what I didn't love my husband.' Then frankly you can go to hell. I feel sorry for your wife but even more sorry for you.

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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by uno
                                                                            Weren't you already fat when you met/dated/got married?

                                                                            yes though that wasn't my point. If any partner ever spoke like that about me I would walk..staying in a relationship where someone disrespects you in such a manner not only to your face but behind your back in 'public' is just as damaging to your welfare as not going to the gym.

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                                                                            • Nylz
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                                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Don't feed the troll...
                                                                              No sig.

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                                                                              • Shaddam IV
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                                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                                • 810

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                yes though that wasn't my point. If any partner ever spoke like that about me I would walk..staying in a relationship where someone disrespects you in such a manner not only to your face but behind your back in 'public' is just as damaging to your welfare as not going to the gym.
                                                                                what about a wife disrespecting her husband by growing a fat fucking ass, with disgusting fat flabs and starting looking like a hog ?

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                                                                                • BradM
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Nylz
                                                                                  Don't feed the troll...
                                                                                  Everyone in this thread is a troll. Even the ones that think they have a point. It's too funny.

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                                                                                  • Cmonk
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                                                                                    • May 2004
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    hehe...great thread !!
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                                                                                    • LadyMischief
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      You are a dickhead.. If you want her to lose weight be supportive, don't sit there belittling her.

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                                                                                      • Nylz
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                                                                                        • Apr 2004
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                        Everyone in this thread is a troll. Even the ones that think they have a point. It's too funny.
                                                                                        sheep... baaaaahhhh

                                                                                        No sig.

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                                                                                        • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                          Everyone in this thread is a troll. Even the ones that think they have a point. It's too funny.
                                                                                          Including you.

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                                                                                          • WarChild
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                                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                            been there, done that.

                                                                                            she would get on a fitness phase for about 1-2 week

                                                                                            she goes to the gym and pedals the recumbent bike on level 1 for 12 minutes while covering the display with a towel and magazine.

                                                                                            during the 56 kcal burn of the bike, she will consume 450kcals of gatorade.

                                                                                            then she lounges in the steam room and yentas with the other fat pigs

                                                                                            finally she gets an "energizing" 1200kcal smoothy.

                                                                                            she does this for 2 weeks and gains 4lbs and quits.

                                                                                            then it is back to the fried jalopeno pppers and some bullshit excuse about not having the time.


                                                                                            I'd be willing to bet this is pretty much the case for every cheeseburger-mouthed-land creature that tried that "I went to the gym and changed my diet, I didn't lose any weight at all. It's just genetics."
                                                                                            Last edited by WarChild; 07-25-2005, 02:09 PM.
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                                                                                            • SinSational
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                                                                                              • Oct 2004
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                              can't kill the dead

                                                                                              and it was no pleasure fuckin a girl that can barely climb the steps.
                                                                                              you are an evil evil man


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                                                                                              • davidd
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                                                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                                so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

                                                                                                Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

                                                                                                now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

                                                                                                my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


                                                                                                then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

                                                                                                2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

                                                                                                this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

                                                                                                who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.

                                                                                                Women (and men), if they feel they are in a comfortable situation will usually start to slip. She needs to be reminded that she is not the person you married... The overweight women in the crowd will hop on me for this... but she needs to be pushed out the door if she does not complete her part of the bargain.

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                                                                                                • J.R.
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  ha.. very funny shit

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                                                                                                  • davidd
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                                                    You are a dickhead.. If you want her to lose weight be supportive, don't sit there belittling her.
                                                                                                    Supportive? Supportive is saying, "Oh honey you look okay". blah blah Also known as 'enabling'.

                                                                                                    She is 50lbs over weight. The first 30lbs is the easiest to lose. Give here 60 days, max, to drop it. That is 1/2lb a day.

                                                                                                    Stop buying shit food and beverages, eat less, and more exercise.

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                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                      #100
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