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  • Shaddam IV
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    • Sep 2004
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    #1

    my 165lb wife TOTALLY OWNED last nite- VH1 celeb fit club

    so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

    Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

    now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

    my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


    then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

    2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

    this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

    who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.
  • Headless
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    • Jan 2001
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    #2
    nice way to talk to your wife there buddy...

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    • Wilbo
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      • Feb 2001
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      #3
      Wrong answer........ now you'll never see her naked again.

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      • Shaft_1971
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        #4
        Lets see how long this marriage will last.

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        • Shaddam IV
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          • Sep 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilbo
          Wrong answer........ now you'll never see her naked again.
          can't kill the dead

          and it was no pleasure fuckin a girl that can barely climb the steps.

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          • Shaddam IV
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            • Sep 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by Shaft_1971
            Lets see how long this marriage will last.

            Shaft

            my marriage is about as sucky as everyone elses.

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            • mrkris
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              • May 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by Shaddam IV
              so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

              Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

              now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

              my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


              then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

              2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

              this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

              who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.
              Better pull out the ol' lotion and hanky and begin with the spanky, because you aren't ever getting laid again

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              • kosta
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                • Mar 2002
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                #8
                If your wife weighs 165 lbs, sounds like YUO are the one totally owned.

                Just sayin'.

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                • C-Bass
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                  #9
                  Wow....you've got your A-Game down with your wife to a T.
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                  • SouthernGirl
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                    • Jul 2005
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                    #10
                    victoria jackson is also under 5' you fucking jackass.

                    your wife may be fat, but you are a shallow piece of shit.

                    maybe instead of hitting the gym, she will do herself a favor and dump you

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                    • xNetworx
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                      • Jan 2004
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                      #11
                      seek help

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                      • MikeVega
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                        • Jul 2004
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                        #12
                        that's so wrong ... but funny as fuck ... both my wife and myself have put on about 15lbs in her case and about 25lb in my case since we met ... (12 years and 2 kids later) we are both eating better and working out ... i bust her chops all the time if i see her eating something bad ... i think it's ok .if you have that type of relationship ..she knows i lover her and I'm not going anywhere ...and she puts up with my changes ..


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                        • SouthernGirl
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                          • Jul 2005
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                          #13
                          tell us romeo, if you have so many other options in life why are you still with her?

                          I would bet that a 165lb. woman who is willing to take verbal abuse is the best you will ever do.

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                            #14
                            such a supportive husband

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                            • Shaddam IV
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                              • Sep 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                              victoria jackson is also under 5' you fucking jackass.

                              your wife may be fat, but you are a shallow piece of shit.

                              maybe instead of hitting the gym, she will do herself a favor and dump you

                              Sorry, hen, you can convince yourself it's always some man's fault, but the reality is that you are the one who has the most power over your own life and abdicating it is just a way to guarantee your life turns to shit.

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                              • Shaddam IV
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                                • Sep 2004
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                such a supportive husband
                                yep.
                                i held her down and forced the fried mozzarella sticks down her throat.


                                i work out nearly 2 hours per day.

                                the better i look the fatter my wife gets.

                                i don't want to end up like my uncle. he exercises and is in great shape for 78- still works and walks 5 miles everyday. he has a fat whale of a wife. she has diabetes, has one leg cut off,heart failure, goes to kidney dialysis 4 days a week. and spend all day complaining about how much her back hurts.

                                i don't want to spend my retirement caring for a whining fat bitch cause she was too lazy to hit the treadmill 4 times a week

                                my uncle's life revolves around my aunt't bowel movements.

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                                • SouthernGirl
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                                  • Jul 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                  Sorry, hen, you can convince yourself it's always some man's fault, but the reality is that you are the one who has the most power over your own life and abdicating it is just a way to guarantee your life turns to shit.
                                  Classic. Any woman on the internet who doesn't agree with you is FAT.

                                  You are the weakest link.

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                                  • Shaddam IV
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                                    • Sep 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                    tell us romeo, if you have so many other options in life why are you still with her?

                                    I would bet that a 165lb. woman who is willing to take verbal abuse is the best you will ever do.

                                    Kids and so on..


                                    Fact is, it's in the interests of the relationship to keep yourself in shape, not to mention your own health.

                                    Women who pork out after marriage and then say their husbands should "love them for who they are" deserve to have their husbands quit their jobs for something low-paying yet easy and satisfying, with them saying the same thing once she starts in with the money complaints.

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                                    • llporter
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                                      #19

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                                      • SouthernGirl
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                        yep.
                                        i held her down and forced the fried mozzarella sticks down her throat.


                                        i work out nearly 2 hours per day.

                                        the better i look the fatter my wife gets.

                                        i don't want to end up like my uncle. he exercises and is in great shape for 78- still works and walks 5 miles everyday. he has a fat whale of a wife. she has diabetes, has one leg cut off,heart failure, goes to kidney dialysis 4 days a week. and spend all day complaining about how much her back hurts.

                                        i don't want to spend my retirement caring for a whining fat bitch cause she was too lazy to hit the treadmill 4 times a week

                                        my uncle's life revolves around my aunt't bowel movements.
                                        You are going to end up old and dying alone in a nursing home. That's your destiny. Accept it now so that you won't be disappointed when the time comes.

                                        Orderlies are going to yank you around and let you rot in your own piss and shit.

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                                        • mrkris
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                                          • May 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                          Classic. Any woman on the internet who doesn't agree with you is FAT.

                                          You are the weakest link.
                                          "You are the weakest link, goodbye" I HATE THAT STUPID SHOW *&^*@&@hahaha

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                                          • Shaddam IV
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                                            • Sep 2004
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                            You are going to end up old and dying alone in a nursing home. That's your destiny. Accept it now so that you won't be disappointed when the time comes.

                                            Orderlies are going to yank you around and let you rot in your own piss and shit.
                                            wow, i see you're quite a cunt.

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                                            • SouthernGirl
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                                              • Jul 2005
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                                              #23
                                              kids..my ass. that's what all delusion assholes tell themselves to justify why they don't have the life they want.

                                              i hate to break it to you but YOU are the reason you are in shitty marriage.

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                                              • Phoenix
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                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kosta
                                                If your wife weighs 165 lbs, sounds like YUO are the one totally owned.

                                                Just sayin'.

                                                hehe i was going to make a post like that
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                                                • SouthernGirl
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                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                  wow, i see you're quite a cunt.
                                                  You put yourself out there to be criticised by making this thread.

                                                  I'd rather be a fat hahahaha or any other insult you hurl than to be in a shitty marriage abusing my spouse and blaming it all on my kids.

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                                                  • bdld
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                                                    #26
                                                    send the whale to the gym asap.

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                                                    • galleryseek
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                                                      #27
                                                      lol this guy doesn't even have a wife, he's just trying to stir shit up.

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                                                      • BlackCrayon
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                        wow, i see you're quite a cunt.
                                                        probably a fatty too
                                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                        • Shaddam IV
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                                                          • Sep 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                          kids..my ass. that's what all delusion assholes tell themselves to justify why they don't have the life they want.

                                                          i hate to break it to you but YOU are the reason you are in shitty marriage.

                                                          how so ?
                                                          when i married, she was in gread shape and had a killer body.

                                                          is it my fault she cut her hair short, started eating like a pig and doesnt look after herself anymore ?

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                                                          • Shaddam IV
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                                                            • Sep 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bdld
                                                            send the whale to the gym asap.
                                                            been there, done that.

                                                            she would get on a fitness phase for about 1-2 week

                                                            she goes to the gym and pedals the recumbent bike on level 1 for 12 minutes while covering the display with a towel and magazine.

                                                            during the 56 kcal burn of the bike, she will consume 450kcals of gatorade.

                                                            then she lounges in the steam room and yentas with the other fat pigs

                                                            finally she gets an "energizing" 1200kcal smoothy.

                                                            she does this for 2 weeks and gains 4lbs and quits.

                                                            then it is back to the fried jalopeno pppers and some bullshit excuse about not having the time.

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                                                            • SouthernGirl
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                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                              how so ?
                                                              when i married, she was in gread shape and had a killer body.

                                                              is it my fault she cut her hair short, started eating like a pig and doesnt look after herself anymore ?
                                                              Yes it is because you verbally abuse her which isn't exactly motivational dumbass. She probably got fat so you wouldn't try to have sex with her.

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                                                              • aleck
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                                                                #32
                                                                74 kg. how tall is your wife? something like 6'2"? ;)
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                                                                • SouthernGirl
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  age is the great equalizer, and you will pay dearly.

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                                                                  • Carol@Pixipay
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                                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                    how so ?
                                                                    when i married, she was in gread shape and had a killer body.

                                                                    is it my fault she cut her hair short, started eating like a pig and doesnt look after herself anymore ?
                                                                    Nope but it sure the hell is your fault that you're still there and oh yeah, here bitching and whining about your fat wife.

                                                                    Kids as an excuse is not only ridiculously immature it is also harmful to the children. Jackass

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                                                                    • JJ Gold
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                      probably a fatty too

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                                                                      • Shaddam IV
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                                        Yes it is because you verbally abuse her which isn't exactly motivational dumbass. She probably got fat so you wouldn't try to have sex with her.


                                                                        A guide to female debating tactics:

                                                                        1) You must have a personal problem or fault that is motivating your position - so I'm free to ignore what you say (and the actual issue), to focus exclusively on speculating about your supposed negative personal traits instead.

                                                                        You're only saying this because you can't get laid.
                                                                        \




                                                                        2) Use baseless personal attacks as comebacks instead of addressing what the other person has said, their position, or even the actual issue under discussion.

                                                                        You're a misogynistic, rapist virgin!
                                                                        \


                                                                        These tactics are also used by "men" trying to kiss female ass by attacking men who criticize women in any way.

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                                                                        • Shaddam IV
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                                                                          • Sep 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CarolW

                                                                          Kids as an excuse is not only ridiculously immature it is also harmful to the children. Jackass
                                                                          How's that cunt ?

                                                                          I'm still with her becuase i don't want to traumatize the kids with the divorce.

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                                                                          • Steve
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            go bang a tranny, you'll feel better

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                                                                              #39
                                                                              it could be worse...
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                                                                              • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Weak, very weak.

                                                                                You are damaged, and I hope your poor wife leaves you soon before you damage your kids in the same way.

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                                                                                • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                  How's that cunt ?

                                                                                  I'm still with her becuase i don't want to traumatize the kids with the divorce.
                                                                                  the best thing that could happen to your kids is if they never see you again. please, pack a bag , get in your car and drive far far away.

                                                                                  no daddy is better than an abusive daddy.

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                                                                                  • Shaddam IV
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                                                    Weak, very weak.

                                                                                    You are damaged, and I hope your poor wife leaves you soon before you damage your kids in the same way.
                                                                                    Who could argue with this brilliant and incisive analysis and thesis?

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                                                                                    • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      you are just another loser who blames his kids for why his life isn't what he expected.

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                                                                                      • Shaddam IV
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                                                                                        • Sep 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SouthernGirl
                                                                                        the best thing that could happen to your kids is if they never see you again. please, pack a bag , get in your car and drive far far away.

                                                                                        no daddy is better than an abusive daddy.

                                                                                        YOU = fat, frigid, joyless spinster-to-be.

                                                                                        Have fun knitting adorable little clothes for your 17 cats and getting up early every day to read "Cathy."

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                                                                                        • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                          Who could argue with this brilliant and incisive analysis and thesis?
                                                                                          Honey, you aren't capable of making me feel dumb, so don't even try.

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                                                                                          • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                            YOU = fat, frigid, joyless spinster-to-be.

                                                                                            Have fun knitting adorable little clothes for your 17 cats and getting up early every day to read "Cathy."
                                                                                            I'd take that life over the one you are describing that you have... everytime.

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                                                                                            • Carol@Pixipay
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                              How's that cunt ?

                                                                                              I'm still with her becuase i don't want to traumatize the kids with the divorce.

                                                                                              Yes Sir you go with that cause any thinking adult knows that kids subject to a shitty marriage and collectively unhappy parents dont grow up traumatized - fact is you probably stay cause you're too fucking lazy too leave; it's easier to sit there and complain about what you can't change, in the name of your children no less.

                                                                                              As far as the name calling, have at it asshole I've been called worse by far better.

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                                                                                              • Phoenix
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                                                                                                it could be worse...
                                                                                                haha yeah she could be hot and fucking everyone but you
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                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                                  yep.
                                                                                                  i held her down and forced the fried mozzarella sticks down her throat.


                                                                                                  i work out nearly 2 hours per day.

                                                                                                  the better i look the fatter my wife gets.

                                                                                                  i don't want to end up like my uncle. he exercises and is in great shape for 78- still works and walks 5 miles everyday. he has a fat whale of a wife. she has diabetes, has one leg cut off,heart failure, goes to kidney dialysis 4 days a week. and spend all day complaining about how much her back hurts.

                                                                                                  i don't want to spend my retirement caring for a whining fat bitch cause she was too lazy to hit the treadmill 4 times a week

                                                                                                  my uncle's life revolves around my aunt't bowel movements.

                                                                                                  do you actually love her? Doesn't sound like it. So, let her go, introduce her to me and I will show her where to find people that will love her for her and not just her waist size. I hope for you that staying in shape does keep ailments away but cancer, etc hit thin people too and when it is her time to take care of you then you better hope she hasn't seen this. Trust me, that is where the real love is shown.

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                                                                                                  • SouthernGirl
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CarolW
                                                                                                    Yes Sir you go with that cause any thinking adult knows that kids subject to a shitty marriage and collectively unhappy parents dont grow up traumatized - fact is you probably stay cause you're too fucking lazy too leave; it's easier to sit there and complain about what you can't change, in the name of your children no less.

                                                                                                    As far as the name calling, have at it asshole I've been called worse by far better.

                                                                                                    the truth = she pays all the bills

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