I go get an espresso this morning and go for a little drive through a scenic road that's in protected forest lands and goes along the waters edge.... Relaxing, going like 10 miles an hour or less as you're supposed to, hoping to get a peek at some orca whales or deer...
This dumb bitch comes flying up on my ass out of nowhere in a big fucking hurry God only knows why... I'm totally irritated that her and her ugly and much older husband are riding my ass and flailing their arms around now and then.. They're totally pissed off at me.
When someones riding your ass like that you already have a tendancy to speed up a little which I was sorta, not realizing, just cuz I'm pissed and totally agitated that my relaxing morning drive is ruined.
I can see a few bushes moving so I automatically slow down a bit cuz it could be campers, children, old people out for a walk etc whatever. It's a gorgeous deer with her very young spotted baby. So young it's legs are still super skinny with little muscle tone etc... Cute as shit!
The bitch speeds up and screeches on her breaks about 2 inches from my bumper and yells out the window "What is your god damn problem will you step on it already?!!??!!" and lays on her fucking horn.
The deer runs off one way and her baby the other way. I get out of my car and walk over to the window and just lay into her ass. I tell her that this is not fucking LA and that she needs to chill out.. that she's not the only one in the universe and I pointed out what she just did to that poor deer and her baby.
Her husband writes my lisence plate number down and they both have a snobby little "guffaw" about it like they got ME or something. Then she says "Well maybe the wildlife around here needs to get used to some traffic!" Oh my god I'm telling you I almost jerked her ass right out her window and shook the shit out of her.
WTF is peoples problem??? If you want the fast life, the traffic, and you wanna be a rich snobby ass bitch and push people around like no one matters but YOU, go back to CALIFORNIA!!
Sorry I had to rant.
This dumb bitch comes flying up on my ass out of nowhere in a big fucking hurry God only knows why... I'm totally irritated that her and her ugly and much older husband are riding my ass and flailing their arms around now and then.. They're totally pissed off at me.
When someones riding your ass like that you already have a tendancy to speed up a little which I was sorta, not realizing, just cuz I'm pissed and totally agitated that my relaxing morning drive is ruined.
I can see a few bushes moving so I automatically slow down a bit cuz it could be campers, children, old people out for a walk etc whatever. It's a gorgeous deer with her very young spotted baby. So young it's legs are still super skinny with little muscle tone etc... Cute as shit!
The bitch speeds up and screeches on her breaks about 2 inches from my bumper and yells out the window "What is your god damn problem will you step on it already?!!??!!" and lays on her fucking horn.
The deer runs off one way and her baby the other way. I get out of my car and walk over to the window and just lay into her ass. I tell her that this is not fucking LA and that she needs to chill out.. that she's not the only one in the universe and I pointed out what she just did to that poor deer and her baby.
Her husband writes my lisence plate number down and they both have a snobby little "guffaw" about it like they got ME or something. Then she says "Well maybe the wildlife around here needs to get used to some traffic!" Oh my god I'm telling you I almost jerked her ass right out her window and shook the shit out of her.
WTF is peoples problem??? If you want the fast life, the traffic, and you wanna be a rich snobby ass bitch and push people around like no one matters but YOU, go back to CALIFORNIA!!
Sorry I had to rant.
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