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Its October 15, and Howard Cohen is thinking how to get more website owners to do buisness with Paymonde

Phone ringing....

Cohen picks up phone "PAYMONDE".

"Hello, this is the account manager from Bank Of Philippine, may I speck to Howard Cohen please"

COHEN: "this is he"

BANK: "We are sorry to inform you that we have lost our MasterCard account and we no longer process MasterCard for you or anyone."

COHEN: "What???, why, oh shit, what will we do?"

Cohen then places a call to Norton and tells him the bad news and they meet to discuss this shitty situation.

NORTON: "I know this day will come"

COHEN: "So what will we do now?" Should we tell site owners to start looking for new processor?

NORTON: "What? Are you crazy? fuck them and their mothers." We continue like nothing happened, and we let them send us as many sales as we can, then we take the money and run".

COHEN: "But wont they sue us"?

NORTON: "How they can sue us if they can't find us? Besides, iBill fucked them with over 17 million, and what happened to iBill? NOTHING!"

COHEN: "Yes, that's it", hahahahahaha, hahahahaha".

NORTON: "Here is what we do... We pay 10% of website owners, and those 10% will write nice remarks about us and give hope to the other 90% and keep them quite. In the meantime, we lock everyone out of control panel, and continue to rebill their members."

COHEN "YES, THAT'S IT!"

NORTON: "While the suckers wait to get paid, we send all our money out of the country, and after we milk them for all they have, we file for bankruptcy."

COHEN: "What about our Funds2go business, wont we lose that".

NORTON: Hmmm, I tell you what we do, we put Funds2go under the name of Jelly Joe, and we say he owns it. This way, no one will know."

COHEN: "YES, I LOVE YOUR IDEA, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY".
(Cohen is so turned on by this idea he starts sucking on Norton dick)

And so it goes... as the site owners hopes and dreams turn to nightmare this Christmas season, Cohen and Norton are having a very merry Christmas with everones money.