so i get a parking ticket today - I intend to beat it

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    so i get a parking ticket today - I intend to beat it

    fucking IDIOT meter maid - i parked about 3 meters behind a stop sign - EVERYONE does this at EVERY other intersection around this area and in winnipeg in general.

    the ticket said - and i QUOTE - "parked within 9 meters of a traffic DEVICE"

    according to that a stop sign is a 'devise' - websters say a device is a machine -I'm fighting it - according to the meter maid then anyone who parks by a sign posted stating speed or directions must be 9 meters back from the sign - hogwash..

    a device is a traffic light - NOT a sign.

    this will be i think #10 i've been in front of a magistrate - and i plan on winning again - habn't lost a traffic violation ticket yet that i fought.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • S P A N N O W
      Everywhere You Wanna Be!
      • Mar 2004
      • 11941
      #2
      If anyone can its you brutha!

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        • Alky
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 5651
          #3
          3 meters from the intesection is cutting it a little close, i'd expect a ticket

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            • Dalai lama
              Strength and Honor
              • Jul 2004
              • 16540
              #4
              So did you show him a picture skufty's balls ?

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                • High Plains Drifter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2341
                  #5
                  haha fuckin magistrates always trying to keep a brotha down....



                  whats a magistrate?

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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Alky
                      3 meters from the intesection is cutting it a little close, i'd expect a ticket
                      no- 3 meters from the stop sign - then there's the sidewalk and the bulivard - i'm probally 10-12 meters from the intersection.
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          tell the judge

                          "do you how many posts i have on GFY!?"
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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Will you be calling Points?
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                                • sonofsam
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 18648
                                  #9
                                  also ask him if he knows that other judge who got caught looking at porn, and then suggest he take a look at your site
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                                    • Alky
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 5651
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      no- 3 meters from the stop sign - then there's the sidewalk and the bulivard - i'm probally 10-12 meters from the intersection.
                                      dont you guys up there usually have stop signs at the corner of an intersection?

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                                        • Matt 26z
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 18481
                                          #11
                                          I have 16 unpaid parking tickets. They pulled the parking equivalent of a speed trap.

                                          The only available parking is street, and they made it 1 hour parking. No meters to feed either. They just go around with the colored chalk marking your tires and come back an hour later to see if you are still there.

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                                            • CDSmith
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Alky
                                              dont you guys up there usually have stop signs at the corner of an intersection?
                                              The stop sign comes first,
                                              then the sidewalk
                                              then the boulevard
                                              then the street
                                              then the chicken
                                              then the egg.

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                                                • Alky
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 5651
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                  The stop sign comes first,
                                                  then the sidewalk
                                                  then the boulevard
                                                  then the street
                                                  then the chicken
                                                  then the egg.

                                                  :D
                                                  oh i see... forgot about the chicken and the egg...

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                      tell the judge

                                                      "do you how many posts i have on GFY!?"
                                                      it bothers you i have 3X as many as you have doesn't it?
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • sonofsam
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18648
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          it bothers you i have 3X as many as you have doesn't it?
                                                          i'm trying to catch up.... don't make me do speed and stay on powerposting for 7 days straight with no sleep
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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460
                                                              #16
                                                              Whup, my bad... I meant "Pointts"... the traffic ticket specialists...

                                                              http://www.pointts.com/winnipeg.htm
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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                  Whup, my bad... I meant "Pointts"... the traffic ticket specialists...

                                                                  http://www.pointts.com/winnipeg.htm
                                                                  points is for idiots that don't have the courage or brains to talk to a judge intelligently.
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                      points is for idiots that don't have the courage or brains to talk to a judge intelligently.
                                                                      Exactly.




                                                                      kidding, good luck with it.
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                                                                        • je_rome
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 6846
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i think that's what i should learn, to be as brave as you and as firm as you to argue against those meter maids.
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                                                                            • Jensen
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 3790
                                                                              #20


                                                                              brrrrr... must be freezing to dress like that in canada.. ?

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                                                                                • hotstuff
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 234
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Jensen


                                                                                  brrrrr... must be freezing to dress like that in canada.. ?
                                                                                  it says 'gold coast, queensland' - thats australia, not canada. a bit of a difference, you see..

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                                                                                    • Kevsh
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 8619
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      f
                                                                                      this will be i think #10 i've been in front of a magistrate - and i plan on winning
                                                                                      again - habn't lost a traffic violation ticket yet that i fought.
                                                                                      This is Winnipeg, normal rules don't apply.
                                                                                      Good luck, though!

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                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 60840
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          in LA, you pay all fines before you can fight it.

                                                                                          then you have to pay court cost and parking.

                                                                                          you pay more driving down to fight it then just paying it, and since you paid already well... you see how LA works.

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                                                                                            • Thurbs
                                                                                              The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                              • 4785
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I feel ur pain .. their is a Meter Nazi that roams 2 square blocks around our office, this guy will sit at a car and wait out 5-6 minutes to get them for parking to long.

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                                                                                                • khs
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 1730
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I got a parking ticket yesterday

                                                                                                  $34 expired meter

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                                                                                                    • JFK
                                                                                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 67369
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I got a 30 ticket a couple of days ago,parking in a no parking zone. Over the period of a year it works out less expensive to park where I want , then to pay all the ridiculous parking lot fees.

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