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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "Fuck". It is one magical word which
just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, like
most words in the English language, takes it's name from another language,
the German word "Friklon" which means "WHOOPEE".
In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by John), or as a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give
a fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fuckin' beautiful). As
you can see, there are not too many words with the versatility of "Fuck".
Besides it's sexual connections, this lovely word can be used to
describe many situations as follows:
Fraud................I got fucked by my insurance agents
Trouble...........................I guess I'm fucked now
Dismay......................................Oh! Fuck it
Agression.......................................Fu ck You
Passive..........................................F uck me
Confusion..................................What the fuck
Difficulty......I don't understand this fucking business
Despair.....................................Fucked again
Philosophical...........................Who gives a fuck
Incompetence..............................He's fucked up
Laziness.................................He's a fuck off
Displeasure.........What the fuck's going on around here
Rebellion.................................Fuck the world
It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He's really a fucking ass-hole.
It can be used to tell time: It's fucking' Five-thirty.
It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job?
It can be used as a prediction: Oh well, I'll be fucked.
It can be maternal: Mother-fucker!
It can be nautical: Fuck the Admiral!
It can be political: Fuck the President!
It can open the door to wonderful relationships: Lets fuck, baby.
It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word: Fuckin' beautiful.
The mind fairly bogies at the many creative forms for this most
functional word. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it
in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.
-Tell someone today, "FUCK YOU"
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