My friend and his girl broke up after 5 years. Within 2 months she got knocked up from a one night stand. My friend finds out a few months later he is blowing blanks and can not have kids... but he wants one.
He now has a new girlfriend BUT he helps to raise the ex GFs kid as his own. The kid now calls him daddy.
The new girlfriend has been kind of forced into this. She wants her own kid... but he cant give her one. It's just a matter of time before she leaves, he goes back with the ex and they are one big dysfunctional family.
My friend and his girl broke up after 5 years. Within 2 months she got knocked up from a one night stand. My friend finds out a few months later he is blowing blanks and can not have kids... but he wants one.
He now has a new girlfriend BUT he helps to raise the ex GFs kid as his own. The kid now calls him daddy.
The new girlfriend has been kind of forced into this. She wants her own kid... but he cant give her one. It's just a matter of time before she leaves, he goes back with the ex and they are one big dysfunctional family.
Wow. He's a good man for stepping to a responsibility that wasn't even his.
ya ok some girl lie
So I like to leave you guys with one very important chart.
WHAT WOMEN SAY......................WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
40-ish............................................... ........................49
Adventurous....................................... Slept with everyone
Athletic.......................................... .................No Boobs!
Average looking........................................... .............Ugly
Beautiful......................................... .........Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.....................................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.......................................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .........................Fat
Free Spirit............................................ .................Junkie
Friendship First............................................. ...Former slut
Fun............................................... ...................Annoying
New-Age................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned......................................... ...............No BJs
Open-minded............................................ .........Desperate
Outgoing.........................................L oud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................................ ............Sloppy drunk
Professional...................................... ................B-I-T-C-H
Voluptuous........................................ .................Very Fat
Large frame............................................. ........Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate.............................................. .....Stalker
I hope this will make you understand us 'cause it's better to understand
Okay here's the thing. We've been talking on the phone for the last week and she was making me think we were going to try and get things going again. Then lastnight she springs this shit on me saying she met next guy. I asked her if she fucked him, she says yes but it's nothing serious.. I'm not hurt or crying in my beer but fuck I feel pissed off. I'm just gonna go back to fuck em and flee. Forget this relationship shit. The first girl in a long time I start to think I can chill with and she jerks me around..
Just remember this, it all works out in the end. Karma is a fucking bitch and she will get hers...
Move on man, the summer is still young and theres a ton of crazy fun shit to do. Don't waste your summer fixating on this chick who obviously is not worth your time.
maybe im just weird but i think its perfectly normal to be feeling the way martin is right now. sure she is an ex but you can't instantly erase feelings and memories. it makes you feel like a fool for falling for this girl while you wonder if she cared for you at all, being so quick to get fucked by someone else. i feel your pain man, don't let anyone make you feel you're in the wrong for feeling how you do.
you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..
Just remember this, it all works out in the end. Karma is a fucking bitch and she will get hers...
Move on man, the summer is still young and theres a ton of crazy fun shit to do. Don't waste your summer fixating on this chick who obviously is not worth your time.
maybe im just weird but i think its perfectly normal to be feeling the way martin is right now. sure she is an ex but you can't instantly erase feelings and memories. it makes you feel like a fool for falling for this girl while you wonder if she cared for you at all, being so quick to get fucked by someone else. i feel your pain man, don't let anyone make you feel you're in the wrong for feeling how you do.
Yeah man. These guys are just crackin jokes.(Hey its gfy) I'm sure most of us have been there before.
maybe im just weird but i think its perfectly normal to be feeling the way martin is right now. sure she is an ex but you can't instantly erase feelings and memories. it makes you feel like a fool for falling for this girl while you wonder if she cared for you at all, being so quick to get fucked by someone else. i feel your pain man, don't let anyone make you feel you're in the wrong for feeling how you do.
well, this is a horse of a different color
if you were talking about getting back together and she pulls this shit, no wonder you are upset
Is this the same chick your best friend was dating, that you were in love with?
Naw we talked and it turns out she had feelings for me too but nothing could ever come of it. I'd still like to find a girl like her though. She's just my type. Seems to be the norm for me. I find a girl I like and she's either taken or FUCKED in the head..lol
you have to be kidding me....you are not together anymore and she went and decided to go get some new and exciting sex from someone who didnt find sex with her old and boring....
where is MTV..... Real World GFY happening right here in front of us and we cant have this on tape....who do we talk to.....Lensman...call MTV.....
Naw we talked and it turns out she had feelings for me too but nothing could ever come of it. I'd still like to find a girl like her though. She's just my type. Seems to be the norm for me. I find a girl I like and she's either taken or FUCKED in the head..lol
BTW how do you remember that? lol
You'd be amazed at the vast quantity of useless facts and trivia that float around in my head and serve absolutely no purpose for me.
Yet, I can't remember to pay my water bill, where I put my keys, or to have my oil changed.
All girls lie. They lie so much they believe it is the truth. If she is fucking a guy already, she most likely was fucking him during your relationship.
maybe im just weird but i think its perfectly normal to be feeling the way martin is right now. sure she is an ex but you can't instantly erase feelings and memories. it makes you feel like a fool for falling for this girl while you wonder if she cared for you at all, being so quick to get fucked by someone else. i feel your pain man, don't let anyone make you feel you're in the wrong for feeling how you do.
He wasn't thinking of her when he let some other bitch choke on his dick, though.
He wasn't thinking of her when he let some other bitch choke on his dick, though.
Well what am I supposed to do? Turn down a bj? LOL.. No sorry I can't take a blowjob from you because I currently waiting to hear from my ex girl. See we MIGHT be getting back together..
What a bunch of bullshit. I never cheated on my ex-husband, but I fucked someone almost three months after he moved out (after five years together, four years of that married, and two kids). It was just a step in the "moving on" process.
She's an EX, that's the whole point of breaking up, so you have no one to answer to and are free to do as you please. get over it, and go bang some bitch and tell us if YOU feel guilty about it, lol.
Well what am I supposed to do? Turn down a bj? LOL.. No sorry I can't take a blowjob from you because I currently waiting to hear from my ex girl. See we MIGHT be getting back together..
Well, there ya go then..what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Looks like you answered your own question.
I don't understand why it's ok for you to get your dick sucked but not for her to get hers? Don' tell me it's because you are a guy. You are no perfect angel either.
What is up with the hypocrisy and double standard? You are a dirty ho yourself since you got a bj right after you guys you broke up, so who are YOU to talk?
You are just as bad. What gives you the right to be so judgmental.
One is not worse than the other, getting your dick sucked is not "better" than your ex sleeping with other guys! YOU ARE NO BETTER!
Someone needs to tell you what's up because all the guys in here are ofcourse backing you up and saying what a "dirty slut" she is. Has it ever occured to you that you are a male slut yourself?
If you got your cock sucked you have no right to talk shit!
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