I WANT this! Pimpest keyboard you have ever seen! [pics]

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  • chupachups
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6576

    #1

    I WANT this! Pimpest keyboard you have ever seen! [pics]

    Check this out!

    http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/











  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    very cool keyboard

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    • MikeVega
      **Porntrepreneur**
      • Jul 2004
      • 12788

      #3
      this was posted last night .. but i couldn't get a price range on it ... anyone have an idea ..


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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Damn sweet keyboard..gotta have one

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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532

          #5
          i want one

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          • Young
            Bland for life
            • Nov 2004
            • 10468

            #6
            Posted 2 times last night.

            Regardless I'm excited to see a working model...it would be killer for Photoshop.
            ★★★

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            • poisson
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 6474

              #7
              That's not pimp, it is bad.

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              • Expo_Vids
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                • Jul 2005
                • 1162

                #8
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                • poisson
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 6474

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Expo_Vids
                  needs a sperm guard

                  It exist, to tired to find and post the pic.

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                  • SmutGiant
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4896

                    #10
                    I think I jizzed my pants while viewing that page. I'm guessing it will be in the $500+ range... but how many people are actually willing to pay that? You're better off spending much less on some typing lessons so you wouldn't have to look at the keyboard anyways lol.

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                    • AdultWebGraphics
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 980

                      #11
                      http://primotechnology.com/index.php...imus/index.htm

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                      • SomeCreep
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 26118

                        #12
                        That keyboard is leet. If it came in an ergonomic design, I would buy one.

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                        • BigBen
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 2299

                          #13
                          vaporware

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                          • Clicky_Bucks
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 746

                            #14
                            Its not made yet. That is just someone's idea.
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                            • SmutGiant
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4896

                              #15

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                              • uno
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                                • Dec 2002
                                • 18450

                                #16
                                Originally posted by poisson
                                That's not pimp, it is bad.
                                Do you mean the good kind of bad?
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                                • SmutGiant
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4896

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by uno
                                  Do you mean the good kind of bad?
                                  I believe the proper slang for the good kind of bad is "bad ass". I think "bad" is just.. well... bad.

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                                  • PixeLs
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 11922

                                    #18
                                    Who doesn't? These future keyboards are great!

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                                    • naugthygUrL
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 3448

                                      #19
                                      cool...

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                                      • Serge Litehead
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 5190

                                        #20
                                        Answers

                                        It's in initial stage of production

                                        We hope it will be released in 2006

                                        It will cost less than a good mobile phone

                                        It will be real

                                        It will be OS-independent (at least it can work in some default state with any OS)

                                        It will support any language or layout

                                        Moscow is the capital of Russia

                                        Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence

                                        It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available

                                        Some day it will be split ('ergonomic')

                                        It will most likely use OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow)

                                        Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin

                                        It will feature a key-saver

                                        Keys will use animation when needed

                                        It has numeric keypad because we love it

                                        There's no snow in Moscow during Summer

                                        It will be available worldwide (why not?)

                                        OEM will be possible (why not?)

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          What is the donkey key for?

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                                          • Project-Shadow
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 7340

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                            What is the donkey key for?
                                            E-Donkey?

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                                            • ssp
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 7990

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                              What is the donkey key for?
                                              emule

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                                              • Dalai lama
                                                Strength and Honor
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 16540

                                                #24
                                                very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

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                                                • xclusive
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 35218

                                                  #25
                                                  looks like a fun little toy

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                                                  • ssp
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                    • 7990

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dalai lama
                                                    very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

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                                                    • Sam Granger
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 3958

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dalai lama
                                                      very cool but what's up with the donkey ?
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                                                      • Radik
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 808

                                                        #28
                                                        very cool.. i could not find a price so gave up tho

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                                                        • Nylz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 8285

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Dalai lama
                                                          very cool but what's up with the donkey ?
                                                          that's a custom button for MrIzzz
                                                          No sig.

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                                                          • infecto
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 1697

                                                            #30
                                                            lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

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                                                            • ssp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 7990

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by infecto
                                                              lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.
                                                              You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

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                                                              • DutchTeenCash
                                                                I like Dutch Girls
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 21684

                                                                #32
                                                                damn nice

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                                                                • Radik
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 808

                                                                  #33
                                                                  if this shit was real why not take preorders etc.. bah.. i give.

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                                                                  • Antonio
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 14136

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ssp
                                                                    You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

                                                                    you got owned maaaan ;)

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                                                                    • reed_4
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 9640

                                                                      #35
                                                                      wow! that's the most beautiful keyboard i've seen.

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                                                                      • Digibucks
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 1899

                                                                        #36
                                                                        that's so cool, i want one
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                                                                        • Trax
                                                                          [----------------------]
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 14486

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I could never use a keyboard again that is NOT ergonomic
                                                                          therefore I barely use my laptop

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                                                                          • Manowar
                                                                            jellyfish  
                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 71528

                                                                            #38
                                                                            awesome idea

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                                                                            • Adam
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 842

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that is sweet man!
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                                                                              • Basic_man
                                                                                Programming King Pin
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 27360

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Wow ! This is really the keyboard of my dream !! I'm a buyer for sure ! !
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                                                                                • wildgirl
                                                                                  My Sig was too Big! :(
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 2554

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  very cool keyboard
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                                                                                  • hova
                                                                                    Traffillionaire
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 22430

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    very nice, but completely useless
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                                                                                    • Downtime
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 7320

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      looks pretty sweet, i like how you can customize the keys with the actual icons
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                                                                                      • nojob
                                                                                        The Original NoJob
                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 3682

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        looks like a geat idea. I'd buy one.

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                                                                                        • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 2267

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          LOL ... nice pointer: the Mus mouse slays me .. nice cursor guys.
                                                                                          Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 07-19-2005, 07:21 AM.

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                                                                                          • axelcat
                                                                                            Adult Locals
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 25450

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            very nice

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                                                                                            • pradaboy
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 12931

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              whoah, that's pimp for sure... damn I bet they're going to be pricey
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                                                                                              • Rinaldo
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                • 5086

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                "Moscow is the capital of Russia "


                                                                                                WTF?

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                                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 25100

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Funky. But keyboards are overrated to me.

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                                                                                                  • XxXotic
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                                    • 8500

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                    What is the donkey key for?
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