Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

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    Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. Dec 6, 2006 (AP)? An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
  • Aquarius
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 4754

    #2
    Owned!
    Lol

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    • reynold
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 51271

      #3
      Classic flying experience.

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      • Cash
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        • Feb 2002
        • 20825

        #4
        What an asshole ... she forced the plane to land, not the flatulence ...
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          • Jun 2001
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