Greatest Movie Quote?

sums it up for me.... check your icq btw...

Go home and get your fucking shine box

"Remember: no matter where you go, there you are."

-Pigkiller, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome



"We dont even care whether or not we even care."

-Morla, The Never Ending Story.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind

"Go ahead, make my day." - Sudden Impact

"You talking to me?" - Taxi Driver

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Say "hello" to my little friend!" - Scarface

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" - The Graduate

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Caddyshack

there is no spoon....

Josey Wales: You have any food here?
Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.

Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.



Carr: Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...
Luke: ...the box.
Carr: I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

Luke: Let him go. Bam, Bam.
Dragline: Knock it off, Luke. You can't talk about Him that way.
Luke: Are you still believin' in that big bearded Boss up there? You think he's watchin' us?
Dragline: Get in here. Ain't ya scared? Ain't ya scared of dyin'?
Luke: Dyin'? Boy, he can have this little life any time he wants to. Do ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, ol' timer. Let me know you're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.
[He looks around]
Luke: I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself.

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

The best from all time for me.

Captain, Road Prison 36: What we got here is... failure to communicate.

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

that's a good one..

"there is no spoon" is also a classic.

the best one is;

"I got these cheese burgers man . . . I'll suck your dick man!!"

There's this beautiful girl just f*cked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f*cked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

what movie is this from?

"Yes, I know. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist." - Doc Holiday

Devil's Advocate. Pacino.

nice, 1 min.

"You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive." ----Van Wilder, 2002

"One thing I can't fucking stand is warm beer. It makes me fucking puke."

Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

"Ooo that feels so kinky are you biting me?" - Love at First Bite

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have." - Arthur

"My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look." - Crimes and Misdemeanors

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" - Eric Cartman

You can either get on with the business or get on with the business of dying

Shawshank Redemption.

2c

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Im deff not a religious person... but dude what a fucking bad ass line to say right before you kill someone..

Jules: [Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Pulp Fiction

One of my all time favorite movies...

I actually chat with the 'door bell ringers' that hit my house and invite them in for open discussions...the rant at the end of this movie that I love so much has been played a few times...and always a blast to chat about.

Other great lines from movies:

Trainspotting the....choose this, choose that epilogue

As Good as It Gets: "Good times and noodle salad..." and of course the "We're all out of crazy here..." line...



Jebus Christos, do we really have to narrow this list down? It can go on quite a while...

Mr. Pink: He seems okay now, but he was crazy in the store.
Mr. White: This is what he was doing.
[Mimics randomly shooting innocent bystanders]
Mr. White: Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Mr. Blonde: Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm, they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive today.
Mr. White: [clapping] My fucking hero.
Mr. Blonde: Thanks.
Mr. White: That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
Mr. Blonde: I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
Mr. Blonde: If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do... they'd still be alive.

Léon: (talking about his plant) It's my best friend. Always happy. No questions.
from Léon.

Yeah that's a classic. A quote from Pulp Fiction that always cracks me;

"If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

"Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet." - Winston Wolf

Pulp Fiction

- I think we're lost. - We're not lost, Private, we're in Normandy. - Band of Brothers

2 more from Marcellus:

"No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."

"No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."

they live.........

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

I like this one from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, when Pippin the Hobbit and Gandalf the Wizard are awaiting what they think is their sure impending death at the hands of the Orcs, who are about to bust down their door.......


Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: [smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: [softly] No... No it isn't.

on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
-fight club

FROM "MY GIANT"

SAM: We have to do something for him. He's dying you know.

SERENA: Are you sure?? He told you that??

SAM: No, but he MUST be. Have you ever seen an old giant?

Fuck you pay me...

Vegas baby vegas...

that was a good movie

"You shut you mouth when you're talking to me!" - Wedding Crashers

"Once it hits your lips... it tastes so good!" - Frank the Tank - Old School

"The royal penis is clean!" - Coming to America

My favorite commonly known line is "Say hello to my little friend."

Of course there is also "Someone needs to back to town and get a whole shitload of dimes." If you don't know where that is from, then I guess you suck....

"there's no fate but what we make"
- Terminator 2

"in the end the casino always wins"

"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."

also devils advocate

You hang up - you die: Phonebooth

This is one of the best scenes ever written or acted. I tried to nail down one line or quote but it's not the sum of it's parts - it's the whole scene that's so sharp and powerful!



Glengarry Glen Ross
written by David Mamet

Blake (Alec Baldwin)
Shelley Levene (Jack Lemmon)
Ed Moss (Ed Harris)
George Aaronow (Alan Arkin)
John Williamson (Kevin Spacey)


Blake: Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out his cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here?
Williamson: All but one.
Blake: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! (to Levene) Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. (Levene scoffs) Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?
Levene: Yeah.
Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
Moss: I don't have to listen to this shit.
Blake: You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!
Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: 'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! (to Levene) And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (to everyone again) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
(Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
Blake: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What's the problem pal? You. Moss.
Moss: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?
(Blake sits and takes off his gold watch)
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! (to everyone) You wanna work here? Close!! (to Aaronow) You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?
(He pulls something out of his briefcase)
Blake: It takes brass balls to sell real estate.
(He's holding two brass balls on string, over the appropriate "area"--he puts them away after a pause)
Blake: Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." (he takes out large stack of red index cards tied together with string from his briefcase) These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. (he hands the stack to Williamson) They're for closers.
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (to Moss as he puts on his watch again) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
(He stares at Moss for a sec, and then picking up his briefcase, goes into inner office with Williamson)

"Cue the pen to the neck"

Tom Hanks [Forrest Gump] - You've always got to put the past behind you before you can move on.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." —Rip Torn, "Dodge Ball"

This one made me chuckle, especially seeing the ferocity with which the first wrench was thrown and impacted on the guy's head!

great powers comes a great responsibilties!

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

--Bruce Wayne

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.
Lester Burnham (American Beauty)

This list... is an absolute good. - Ben Kingsley (Itzhak Stern) "Schindlers List"

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. - Morgan Freeman (Red) "Shawshank redemption"

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Sir Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter) "Silence of the lambs"

I'll be back

"what's the craziest thing you've done lately?" - Girl Next Door

precious bodily fluids...purity of esssence - dr. strangelove

this Is Sparta!