Originally Posted by ForteCash

drank to oblivion. had to call my wife (girlfriend at that time) to come take care of me, because I wondered all the way from the bar to my office, puked all over myself, then passed clean out

This was at 3am and she had a big final the next day. I still hear about that one every time I drink

I was drunk when i woke up at noon that next day, and was hun over for 2 days