This fucking kid had better not be on my flight

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    This fucking kid had better not be on my flight

    Man, I am sitting in the terminal, and this kid is screaming!! If he is on the same flight as me I may go nuts by the time we land in Chicago.


    Please Lord, let him be on another flight . . . or smite him before takeoff.

    Thank you.
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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393
      #2
      This is why God gave us those cute little flight attendants and their fine liquor selection...

      “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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        • ForteCash
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2006
          • 3278
          #3
          Originally posted by munki
          This is why God gave us those cute little flight attendants and their fine liquor selection...
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              Originally posted by munki
              This is why God gave us those cute little flight attendants and their fine liquor selection...
              Cute? When was the last time you flew on Southwest?

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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393
                  #5
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  Cute? When was the last time you flew on Southwest?
                  Southwest... Ouch... Ok

                  Next best solution... double the liquor intake... and have iPod prepared for any sudden "Mommy" outbursts.

                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089
                      #6
                      Originally posted by munki
                      Southwest... Ouch... Ok

                      Next best solution... double the liquor intake... and have iPod prepared for any sudden "Mommy" outbursts.
                      I think I will spike his formula with some Jack Daniels

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                        • munki
                          Do Fun Shit.
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 13393
                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          I think I will spike his formula with some Jack Daniels
                          Good call...

                          Be sure to watch for snakes...


                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041
                              #8
                              I have NEVER seen a cute flight attendant. EVER.

                              They are always pushing 50 but using makeup to try to be 25. Ugh.

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                                • stickyfingerz
                                  Doin fine
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24984
                                  #9
                                  Noise canceling headphones my friend. Probably some for sale right there in the terminal.

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                                    • Dirty F
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204
                                      #10
                                      I hope he will be on the same flight as you.

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                                        • munki
                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 13393
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                          I have NEVER seen a cute flight attendant. EVER.

                                          They are always pushing 50 but using makeup to try to be 25. Ugh.
                                          I've been blessed... I've had quite a few...

                                          Jet Blue, Alaska, and American

                                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Well, it looks like this brat is on my flight . . . and the looks of dispair by my fellow passengers shows I am not the only one not looking forward to this.

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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Well, it looks like this brat is on my flight . . . and the looks of dispair by my fellow passengers shows I am not the only one not looking forward to this.


                                                  .

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                                                    • mattz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697
                                                      #14
                                                      damn that sucks...try to get some sleep...how long of a flight is it, 3.5 hrs?

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                                                        • alexg
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 11287
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                                          I hope he will be on the same flight as you.

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                                                            • pornguy
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62910
                                                              #16
                                                              We actually had a HOT one on our last flight. It was Aero Mexico. and our son was great on the flight. he flirted with ever girl in view, and all the stews.
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                                                                • LittleSassy
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 7402
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                  Well, it looks like this brat is on my flight . . . and the looks of dispair by my fellow passengers shows I am not the only one not looking forward to this.
                                                                  good lord...good luck dude...would recommend earplugs or the ipod

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                                                                    • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 3550
                                                                      #18
                                                                      babies should have to ride in the cargo compartment along with the dogs and cats
                                                                      gone. long gone.

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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Let's just hope the mom still knows how her pimp hand works.

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                                                                            • E$_manager
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 13557
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Ayla_AAA
                                                                              babies should have to ride in the cargo compartment along with the dogs and cats
                                                                              He! Fresh idea! Unless it is not your child
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                                                                                • PimpDaddyPants
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 1581
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  just make sure to tell the air marshall that the lil kid has a bomb hahah jk

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                                                                                    • BluewireAngie
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 4643
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Oh well goodluck!!
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                                                                                        • squishypimp
                                                                                          PostMaster General
                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                          • 10781
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by munki

                                                                                          Be sure to watch for snakes...

                                                                                          lol

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                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 94014
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by munki
                                                                                              Good call...

                                                                                              Be sure to watch for snakes...

                                                                                              !!

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                                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 23200
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  start a chant with the other passengers, kill the loud kid, kill the loud kid!
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                                                                                                    • csturbo
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                      • 28
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      try ear plugs!
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