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		 The cat sicked up a radioactive isotope. 
 
The dog gave birth to an alien. 
 
The maid became vegetarian. 
 
The car exploded and destroyed the red part of the rainbow. 
 
The house sunk into a deep pit and all cable connections were suspended. 
 
The wife became an alcoholic and was abducted by aliens. 
 
The kids became scientologists. 
 
Normal sort of day. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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