Van Wilder is the movie although the quote belongs to Bodie Thoene...
Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.
Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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"you find that crazy typewriter and you have found your killer"
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"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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"you find that crazy typewriter and you have found your killer"
Whos Harry Crumb. Great movie.
"I'd be careful with those fat free chips - they cause anal leakage.
You cause anal leakage
It says so on the bag.
[reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth.] What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?"
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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its that cameron diaz selma blair movie shit I can't remember the name
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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"My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator."
" Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have people kiled"
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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"I'd be careful with those fat free chips - they cause anal leakage.
You cause anal leakage
It says so on the bag.
[reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth.] What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?"
The Sweetest Thing. (I'm pretty sure that's the name of it)
Another great quote from that movie
"What does every girl want? A deaf, mute, with a trust fund and a 3lb cock"
New Quote.
"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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The Sweetest Thing. (I'm pretty sure that's the name of it)
Another great quote from that movie
"What does every girl want? A deaf, mute, with a trust fund and a 3lb cock"
New Quote.
"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
not sure but both fuckin funny
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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Person A) "Why is it that whenever I tell a guy he can put it where ever he wants to he puts it in my ass?"
Person B) "OK that's way too much information"
Person A) "No, way too much information would be telling you that I always have to take a huge dump afterwards"
Not another teen movie.
This one is fitting to put on Gfy lol
"Who is this magazine for anyway? I mean, it's like if you don't make 20 thousand plus a year, you don't jerk off. Seven million people buying it and nobody's reading it. Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you."
"Who is this magazine for anyway? I mean, it's like if you don't make 20 thousand plus a year, you don't jerk off. Seven million people buying it and nobody's reading it. Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you."
Too easy for this board.
The People vs Larry Flynt.
"Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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