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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Signs for Homeless People...any ideas?

    I need to come up with some funny bum signs like, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung fu lessons."

    Anybody got any funny ones?
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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470
      #2
      saw one in vancouver - real

      'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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        • Rob
          I'm a great bowler.
          • Nov 2003
          • 13310
          #3
          Originally posted by SleazyDream
          saw one in vancouver - real

          'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"
          - nice!

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            • evildick
              #4
              edit, dam linkhottin.

              http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=48144

              I didn't realize someone actually used the ninja one already.
              Last edited by Guest; 07-14-2005, 08:20 AM.

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                • xclusive
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 35218
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  saw one in vancouver - real

                  'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"
                  lol that's classic

                  I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                    • psili
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 5526
                      #6
                      "Fuck it. I just need money for booze."
                      Your post count means nothing.

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                        • Rob
                          I'm a great bowler.
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 13310
                          #7
                          "A nickel for a smile and a smile last a while."

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                            • decrypted
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 370
                              #8
                              naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change"

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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393
                                  #9
                                  Will work for traffic.

                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                    • Muff
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 1782
                                      #10
                                      I saw one in winter time that made me chuckle.

                                      "It's FUCKING cold! Need money for booze to keep me warm"

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                                        • sickkittens
                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 25100
                                          #11
                                          "Need Money For a Better Sign"

                                          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                                          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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                                            • bbe
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 110
                                              #12

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                                                • Chris
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 27880
                                                  #13
                                                  i saw one in seattle
                                                  a guy had a fishing pole with a bear cup ont he end of it ... said " fishing for beer money " lol
                                                  [email protected]

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                                                    • krazyone
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 327
                                                      #14
                                                      will webcam for food
                                                      www.ninjascripts.com/larspromo.html
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                                                        • dennisthemenace
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 2668
                                                          #15
                                                          Will humiliate myself for your pocket change
                                                          All the best to you

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                                                            • uno
                                                              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 18450
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by decrypted
                                                              naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change"
                                                              There is a guy in Manhattan that does that as well.
                                                              -uno
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                                                                • HarrytheNazi
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 1164
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I'm Fucted

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                                                                    • eamedia
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 1456
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "im Jesus"

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                                                                        • woj
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 47880
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bbe
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                                                                            • Icon
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 1757
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Saw these two in Toronto
                                                                              "Kick the ugly guy - $1.00"
                                                                              "I'm stupid, ugly, and nobody like me - can you spare some change?"

                                                                              Monrteal takes the cake tho...
                                                                              "C'mon..."

                                                                              Icon
                                                                              Professional Shark Wrestler
                                                                              ICQ: 214 674 095

                                                                              "I see Brown people"

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                                                                                • Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                                  Porn To ROCK!
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 4357
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "will code html for food" love that one..
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                                                                                    • nofx
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 16826
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      " will kill a cop for change "

                                                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                        • TheMob
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 8584
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i've always wanted to print cards that say 'change comes from within' and pass them out to people who ask me to spare some..

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                                                                                            • Antonio
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 14136
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              for 2 bucks you can suck me off

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                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  "Need Money to get to LA so I can get my Free Tent and Food"

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                                                                                                    • PixeLs
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                      • 11922
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by bbe
                                                                                                      I was once his assistant researcher..

                                                                                                      Make money on any traffic.
                                                                                                      Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by bbe
                                                                                                          Atleast he is honest

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                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              'Doing a survey on 'American citizens' generousity', I'll be needing your support.

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