They should make masturbation gloves

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  • clickhappy
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4027

    #1

    They should make masturbation gloves

    so that you dont get any junk on your hands when youre done. Isnt that a good idea?
    if you use tissues then it seeps through and you get some on you still
  • eamedia
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1456

    #2
    i like to use ski gloves cause they keep your hand warm too

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Make them warm and slippery

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      • phasic
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2005
        • 2104

        #4
        I went to a sex shop here in alabama and they had some sort of glove type device that had a gelatin type of substance on the hand for lube but you wore it so nothing would get on your hand. It was like 9.95$
        Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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        • thaifan99
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 3029

          #5
          u never heard of marigolds?
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          • jukeboxfrank
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 1207

            #6
            I have a pair you don't???


            ICQ= 231-182-592

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            • sniperwolf
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2005
              • 17743

              #7
              now where have i seen those... i think there's one out in the market...brb
              ~Accepting design works~

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              • llporter
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2005
                • 3221

                #8
                They do make masturbation gloves. Not sure that it helps with the mess though. Check it out:

                Men's Massge Mitt

                Of course you could always run it through the laundry washer to clean up.

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  Just have your own personal towel which you can use solely for wiping all those thick yogurts.

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                  • thaifan99
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 3029

                    #10
                    available in all good first aid kits!
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                    • Antonio
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 14136

                      #11
                      Originally posted by reynold
                      Just have your own personal towel which you can use solely for wiping all those thick yogurts.
                      you mean cum rag, not personal towel ;)

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