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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    my bitch made me dinner!!!!

    i think i'm gona CRY - i can't remember the last time someone cooked for me

    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • DateDoc
    Outside looking in.
    • Feb 2005
    • 14243

    #2
    was it any good?

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    • p1mpdogg
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16714

      #3
      sad that you have to share this with all of gfy

      its like the highlight of your pathetic obese life.

      'Hmm, wonder if i can get this dude mooching off me for the summer to make me dinner then post a pic of my post AND dinner to prove im not lying about it and everyone think im a bad ass mother fucker.'


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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        My bit.... uhmm... gf made me dinner tonight as well.

        One of the perks of having her home on maternity leave... regular meals!
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        • thaifan99
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 3029

          #5
          whats in the dish?
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          • p1mpdogg
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16714

            #6
            Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
            My bit.... uhmm... gf made me dinner tonight as well.

            One of the perks of having her home on maternity leave... regular meals!

            my GF came home from school, fucked me then went to ride horses while the chicken is thawing out so when she gets home she can cook it then rub my back after.



            its a rough life
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            • Ross
              Ik ben een aap
              • Sep 2002
              • 18874

              #7
              Well, the little chinese man in the take away made my dinner tonight and it fucking rocked!

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              • pxxx
                First African GFY Member
                • Mar 2004
                • 12114

                #8
                So how was it, was it good?

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Same fat east indian made mine at the local Wendy's

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                  • Jman
                    Already an AI veteran
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22833

                    #10
                    roflmao..Fuck you Biatch....

                    BTW ain't that some AWESOME wine we are sipping.

                    Dayummm i guess bottle number 2 will come out soon.
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                    • WiredGuy
                      Pounding Googlebot
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 34515

                      #11
                      Knowing JMan, that food is delicious, damn, I'm getting hungry now.
                      WG
                      I play with Google.

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                      • WiredGuy
                        Pounding Googlebot
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        btw, check the wine for roofies
                        WG
                        I play with Google.

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                        • Elli
                          Reach for those stars!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 17991

                          #13
                          I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!
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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470

                            #14



                            awesome meal!
                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                            Now read without the word dog.

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                            • abyss_al
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 15605

                              #15
                              this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Norm.

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                              • SleazyDream
                                I'm here for SPORT
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 41470

                                #16
                                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                btw, check the wine for roofies
                                WG

                                shhhhhh - don't let jman hear you - i plan on getting lucky tonight
                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                • WiredGuy
                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 34515

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                  I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!
                                  No meat?
                                  WG
                                  I play with Google.

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                                  • Jman
                                    Already an AI veteran
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 22833

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                    btw, check the wine for roofies
                                    WG
                                    I see you still remember that night... Oui Oui
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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                      No meat?
                                      WG

                                      she dont' like meat but she sure likes the bone
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                      • Elli
                                        Reach for those stars!
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 17991

                                        #20
                                        hahaha

                                        I don't have meat with every single meal, so no meat tonight.

                                        I got plenty of meat and bone last night.... tee hee!
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                                        • Jman
                                          Already an AI veteran
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22833

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Elli
                                          I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!
                                          Hey Babe, we should defenitly work on that lill idea of ours.

                                          I bet you there's loads of webmasters with good hoome made favorite receipes.

                                          Let's chic chat bout it when you have some time ;-)

                                          Also... Your post ain't complete without a pic of you with Food... Oui Oui
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                                          • shermo

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JMan
                                            roflmao..Fuck you Biatch....

                                            BTW ain't that some AWESOME wine we are sipping.

                                            Dayummm i guess bottle number 2 will come out soon.


                                            That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by shermsshack


                                              That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!
                                              what''s worse is people i don't even know are aware i'm living with Jman and he's in the same room as me
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                              • Elli
                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 17991

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JMan
                                                Hey Babe, we should defenitly work on that lill idea of ours.

                                                I bet you there's loads of webmasters with good hoome made favorite receipes.

                                                Let's chic chat bout it when you have some time ;-)

                                                Also... Your post ain't complete without a pic of you with Food... Oui Oui
                                                Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!
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                                                • shermo

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  what''s worse is people i don't even know are aware i'm living with Jman and he's in the same room as me
                                                  Well people with a decent reading comprehension and half a brain could put 2 and 2 together based on your posts. Especially the ones in which you tell the world that you 2 are living together for the summer.

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                                                  • Jman
                                                    Already an AI veteran
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 22833

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by shermsshack


                                                    That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!
                                                    LMAO you haven't seen the house
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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                                      Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!

                                                      mmmm carbs
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 41470

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                        Well people with a decent reading comprehension and half a brain could put 2 and 2 together based on your posts. Especially the ones in which you tell the world that you 2 are living together for the summer.

                                                        i'm always amazed that the world listens though
                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • Martina Warren
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1206

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Elli
                                                          Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!
                                                          Yum, that looks good Wish i could cook
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                                                          • shermo

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                            i'm always amazed that the world listens though
                                                            If you write it, they will read!

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                                                            • Elli
                                                              Reach for those stars!
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 17991

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by martina
                                                              Yum, that looks good Wish i could cook
                                                              It was an experiment in leftovers, really. I already had diced tomatoes and half a zucchini. So here's what I did:

                                                              splash of olive oil on high
                                                              add garlic to brown it
                                                              add zucchini slices to brown them
                                                              add seasonings, including dried pepper mix
                                                              reduce heat
                                                              add splash of balsamic vinegar
                                                              add tomatoes
                                                              hover over min heat until noodles are done
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                                                              • SleazyDream
                                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 41470

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                If you write it, they will read!
                                                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                • Jman
                                                                  Already an AI veteran
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 22833

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                  It was an experiment in leftovers, really. I already had diced tomatoes and half a zucchini. So here's what I did:

                                                                  splash of olive oil on high
                                                                  add garlic to brown it
                                                                  add zucchini slices to brown them
                                                                  add seasonings, including dried pepper mix
                                                                  reduce heat
                                                                  add splash of balsamic vinegar
                                                                  add tomatoes
                                                                  hover over min heat until noodles are done
                                                                  Elli, can we do an online cooking show with you in sexy or without clothing...

                                                                  Picturing you say this receipe turns me on ... Oui Oui I am hungry
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                                                                  • HizAzPhun
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 470

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this thread is making me hungry.

                                                                    see sig.

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                                                                    • Head
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 8278

                                                                      #35
                                                                      And how is his cooking?

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                                                                      • pornguy
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 62910

                                                                        #36
                                                                        My bitch made me make my own dinner.
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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JMan
                                                                          Elli, can we do an online cooking show with you in sexy or without clothing...

                                                                          Picturing you say this receipe turns me on ... Oui Oui I am hungry
                                                                          hehe

                                                                          I still couldn't out-sexy Giada deLaurentiis. Just the way she moans when she tastes something is enough to send any man over the edge.
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                                                                          • mardigras
                                                                            Bon temps!
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 14194

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I'm going to do a salad kit that has some lettuces, red cabbage, carrots and sugar snap peas, and add some tomatos, onions, mushrooms, parmesian, imitation bacon bits, peppers olives, croutons and kick it up a notch with slops of fat-free dressing... BAM!
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                                                                            • imafuckingaussie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 1497

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                              my GF came home from school, fucked me then went to ride horses while the chicken is thawing out so when she gets home she can cook it then rub my back after.



                                                                              its a rough life

                                                                              Hehe, your life is nice, true webmaster pimpin eh?

                                                                              You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

                                                                              For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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                                                                              • shermo

                                                                                #40
                                                                                My "bitch" is making me some steamed spinich, a caesar salad, filet mignon, and a molten chocolate cake. Smelling good so far!

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                                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 11922

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Maybe her credit card will soon be empty..lol

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                                                                                  • mardigras
                                                                                    Bon temps!
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 14194

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                    My "bitch" is making me some steamed spinich, a caesar salad, filet mignon, and a molten chocolate cake. Smelling good so far!
                                                                                    Don't let the "bitch' read over your shoulder or the molten cake may be meltin your crotch
                                                                                    .

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                                                                                    • shermo

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                                      Don't let the "bitch' read over your shoulder or the molten cake may be meltin your crotch
                                                                                      Hahahah! I'd never really call her that. Especially with her cooking skills!

                                                                                      Dinner is ready!

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                                                                                      • sniperwolf
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 17743

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                        i think i'm gona CRY - i can't remember the last time someone cooked for me

                                                                                        how sweet
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                                                                                        • shermo

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          The food guard:


                                                                                          The Jesus Juice:


                                                                                          The Meal:

                                                                                          (menu changed... Did get some homemade bread though)

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                                                                                          • keyboard warrior
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 1435

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Dam an i tought you were eating dog balls.
                                                                                            - nothing here -

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                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 51271

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              so, what did you give/ do in return to your bitch?

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                                                                                              • Screaming
                                                                                                I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                • 18972

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                had dinner at carrabbas, was good and i didnt have to cook

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                                                                                                • jukeboxfrank
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1207

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I have a toshiba too...good laptops


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                                                                                                  • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                                    • 2267

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    ... and I expect, if continue to call your femme a bitch, you won't be able to remember that fine meal ... whatever that is.

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