Another reason not to use London Underground

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • hilly
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 867

    #1

    Another reason not to use London Underground

    Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

    During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
    Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
    on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

    This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
    - 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
    - 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
    - vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
    - human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
    - human excrement
    - rodent excrement
    - human semen

    When the seats were taken apart, they found:
    - the remains of 6 mice
    - the remains of 2 large rats
    - 1 previously unheard of fungus

    It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
    transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

    It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

    It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
    because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
    any other reason (including alcohol).
  • imageman
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1938

    #2
    After reading this i am so happy i stopped having to ride the tube 10 years ago.

    Originally posted by hilly
    Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

    During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
    Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
    on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

    This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
    - 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
    - 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
    - vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
    - human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
    - human excrement
    - rodent excrement
    - human semen

    When the seats were taken apart, they found:
    - the remains of 6 mice
    - the remains of 2 large rats
    - 1 previously unheard of fungus

    It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
    transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

    It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

    It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
    because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
    any other reason (including alcohol).

    Comment

    • Expo_Vids
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 1162

      #3
      The tube is still 100 times cleaner than the Paris underground.
      Squirting pussies convert like mad!!! @ Suirting 101

      Comment

      • CheneyRumsfeld
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2004
        • 1341

        #4
        are you shitting me?
        you can find a hell of alot more in any fast food joint.

        Comment

        • imageman
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1938

          #5
          Give me a list of the restaurants you go to so i can avoid them

          Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
          are you shitting me?
          you can find a hell of alot more in any fast food joint.

          Comment

          • thaifan99
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 3029

            #6
            hehe.i remember that story..........


            Worst thing about the underground now is the heat..........unbearable!
            ARE YOU A FAMILY MEMBER? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

            Comment

            • digifan
              The Profiler
              • Oct 2002
              • 14618

              #7
              Uhm.. these are pretty disgusting
              [email protected]
              Webair Rocks

              Comment

              • xclusive
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 35218

                #8
                Ok that's just nasty

                I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


                Comment

                • BuggyG
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by imageman
                  Give me a list of the restaurants you go to so i can avoid them
                  ROFL!!! you got a point

                  Comment

                  • Probono
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 2731

                    #10
                    They need to do a NY Subway seat for a baseline

                    Comment

                    • PixeLs
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 11922

                      #11
                      I think that's more alarming than the bomb scares..lol

                      Make money on any traffic.
                      Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

                      Comment

                      • loverboy
                        When it rains, it pours
                        • May 2003
                        • 20609

                        #12
                        time to avoid the subway

                        Comment

                        • imageman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1938

                          #13
                          Hong Kong

                          Best subways in the world are in Hong Kong. Amazing all Stainless steel no doors between carriages, seats are all stainless no materials to soak up the piss. The one problem is if the train stops sharply you slide 20 feet along the seat as its so smooth and runs the full length of the train. Its great to stand in the middle of a carriage and watch as the train snakes through the tunnels it actually seems like your in the stomach of a snake.

                          Anyway these trains are sterile

                          Comment

                          • DutchTeenCash
                            I like Dutch Girls
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 21684

                            #14
                            some restaurants get that as test results

                            ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                            bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                            ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

                            Comment

                            • SGS
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 5176

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hilly
                              Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

                              During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
                              Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
                              on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

                              This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
                              - 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
                              - 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
                              - vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
                              - human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
                              - human excrement
                              - rodent excrement
                              - human semen

                              When the seats were taken apart, they found:
                              - the remains of 6 mice
                              - the remains of 2 large rats
                              - 1 previously unheard of fungus

                              It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
                              transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

                              It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

                              It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
                              because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
                              any other reason (including alcohol).

                              I have used cabs since the Kings Cross fire.
                              See sig...

                              Comment

                              • Rochard
                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 75761

                                #16
                                You would be stunned at what you find in any public place - or any residential home. Even the pillows on your bed are infested.

                                I took a course on germs once. Know what I leanred? There is one single place that has more germs than any other place on earth. It's in a woman's snatch. We wash our hands after going to the bathroom, yet we savor the taste of a woman's juices in our mouth. Go figure.
                                Herschel Savage
                                Brooklyn, NY

                                Comment

                                • Johny Traffic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5461

                                  #17
                                  It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground.
                                  I love this the most. I wonder how many people travel for 1 hour a day on the tube when most people travel 5 minutes max.


                                  hosted flv's, hosted galleries, morphing rss feeds, free content, free sites, hosted blog

                                  Comment

                                  Working...