Sometimes I wonder if I don't have horseshoes up my ass..

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  • jact
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    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #1

    Sometimes I wonder if I don't have horseshoes up my ass..

    Last night I was heading over to my girlfriend's place and I was driving my new toy ('97 VW GTI Driver's Edition, 350 horsepower, blah blah blah). Found an Acura Integra that wanted to play with me on the highway, so I figured what the hell. I didn't even have to come out of fifth to play with this guy and I was walking all over him, but we were having fun weaving in and out of traffic and just playing in traffic generally.

    Well, we were doing about 200 KM/h (120 MP/h) for about 10 miles, when suddenly, he disappears from my rearview, and these imposing headlights fill up my rearview... "OH FUCK" I thought to myself, I know those headlights anywhere, it's a Crown Vic, and I'm busted. So I slowed down to the speed limit (100 KM/h) and figured I was getting pulled over right away.. The cop stayed glued to my ass for two exits and got off the highway with me. We stop at the light beside eachother, and he looks over at me, makes sure I've made eye contact with him, raises his finger and shakes it at me while making the tsk tsk face.. Then he waves me off. Sweat was pouring down my face (The turbo tends to blow some heat through the vents, but this was pure stress instead of heat in the car) and I was shaking.

    It's rarely I get caught doing something naughty and only get my hand slapped, I had to pull into the first gas station I saw and park the car to calm down. LOL. What an experience that was. On the way home, a Honda Civic wanted to play, but there was no way in hell I was going to tempt fate again.. So I did the speed limit home, as painful as that was.
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  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #2
    I liked the ticket you got way better :P

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    • MediumPimpin
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      • Apr 2003
      • 1488

      #3
      Lucky man, I would be in jail.
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      • XxXotic
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        • Jun 2002
        • 8500

        #4
        the mountme's didn't accost you?
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        • jact
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          • Sep 2002
          • 9134

          #5
          Originally posted by XxXotic
          the mountme's didn't accost you?
          I guess he figured I needed a shave and wasn't looking too sexy, so he didn't want to "mountme".
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          • Morgan
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            • May 2002
            • 10520

            #6
            There's a 2004 twin turbo beetle on ebay right now with 445HP, i usually hate those things, especially red lol... but damn.... must haul ass...



            http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=4561559035
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            • jact
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              • Sep 2002
              • 9134

              #7
              Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
              There's a 2004 twin turbo beetle on ebay right now with 445HP, i usually hate those things, especially red lol... but damn.... must haul ass...



              http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=4561559035
              Fuuuuuuuck, that thing is super clean.
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              • LadyMischief
                Orgasms N Such!
                • Sep 2002
                • 18135

                #8
                Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                There's a 2004 twin turbo beetle on ebay right now with 445HP, i usually hate those things, especially red lol... but damn.... must haul ass...



                http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=4561559035

                mmm tight fit.

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