>> I Hit a chicken with my Porsche

**Doctor Dre** · 07-13-2005, 12:56 AM

The chicken owned the porshe so badly

**Mefo** · 07-13-2005, 01:03 AM

haha that must suck lol

**reynold** · 07-13-2005, 01:32 AM

Don't worry dear chicken, you still managed to get even..

**Antonio** · 07-13-2005, 01:50 AM

one chicken - 2 bucks
one windshield for your Porsche - 2 million dolla

**Deej** · 07-13-2005, 01:53 AM

Man that is fuckin nasty....that porsche had to be cookin, i mean it didnt bank off the slanted windshield....it fuckin BUSTED THROUGH and disintegrated.....COOKIN!!!

Chicken Tar-Tar anyone?

**Gruntled** · 07-13-2005, 01:58 AM

It was SuperChicken!

**Nicky** · 07-13-2005, 02:02 AM

lol, yea its super chicken, not soo super anymore though

**BlueDesignStudios** · 07-13-2005, 02:08 AM

daymn that's nasty!!!

**Manowar** · 07-13-2005, 02:11 AM

posted a while back, the driver must have felt lucked not to have his head mashed in by a chicken through the windshield

**Holden Vandison** · 07-13-2005, 02:24 AM

IDIOTS need to be more careful. If this had been a human it would have been prison time.

**Sam Granger** · 07-13-2005, 02:27 AM

Fuck, how fast was that guy going? Where was the chicken? Motorway?

**xato** · 07-13-2005, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by Holden Vandison

IDIOTS need to be more careful. If this had been a human it would have been prison time.

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

**gangbangjoe** · 07-13-2005, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by xato

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

**xato** · 07-13-2005, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

you're right, postcount means everything.
and no i didnt... i just took them for a short ride

**munki** · 07-13-2005, 02:33 AM

Did you barbecue the remaining parts in spite.

What did your insurance claim look like for that?

"No seriously, a fucking chicken committed hari kari on my windshield and redecorated my interior in giblets."

**Sam Granger** · 07-13-2005, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

Actually, I know someone who was racing his car on a country road (going about 180km p/h). Children can pop out of nowhere.

Speeding cars can't always stop on time.

**gangbangjoe** · 07-13-2005, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by MikyMunki

Did you barbecue the remaining parts in spite.

What did your insurance claim look like for that?

"No seriously, a fucking chicken committed hari kari on my windshield and redecorated my interior in giblets."

1. barbecue feathers and blood ?
2. its called HARA KIRI
3. IT WASNT HIS PORSCHE

**Machete_** · 07-13-2005, 02:35 AM

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=483306
it was a Pheasant

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 07-13-2005, 02:38 AM

I like to play chicken with Porsches:

ADG Webmaster

**Roald** · 07-13-2005, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

3. IT WASNT HIS PORSCHE

Lol no shit ;)))

**JFK** · 07-13-2005, 02:47 AM

too bad , for both the chicken and the car

**wildgirl** · 07-13-2005, 03:36 AM

wow..that's a super chicken! that really sucks

**Pete-KT** · 07-13-2005, 03:37 AM

Damm thats crazy, oh well

**Corleone** · 07-13-2005, 03:39 AM

poor chicken

**The Duck** · 07-13-2005, 03:42 AM

Oo just look at the seats, all drenched in chicken-stu.

**David!** · 07-13-2005, 03:45 AM

Damn, that must have been a 5 pound chicken!!

**naugthygUrL** · 07-13-2005, 03:48 AM

too bad..

**Vitasoy** · 07-13-2005, 03:57 AM

Wrong place at the wrong time.

**Ace-wtf** · 07-13-2005, 04:53 AM

that sucks

does the insurance cover the chicken smell

well u can get always get a new one
i know where

**Gruntled** · 07-13-2005, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by xato

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

They do jump in front of and on top of cars. Check out the video

Freaking idiots.

**crockett** · 07-13-2005, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by Manowar

posted a while back, the driver must have felt lucked not to have his head mashed in by a chicken through the windshield

Windsheilds are designed to be strong enough to take those kinds of hits. I hit a damn buzzard in my Tacoma doing about 80mph. The fucker just bounced off my windsheild and did a few sumersaults before he landed feet up on the ground. It didn't even crack the windsheild.

I guess the porshe was probably doing a bit fast than 80mph..

**EroticySteve** · 07-13-2005, 05:23 AM

Here's another old one.... The Subservient Chicken www.subservientchicken.com

**EroticySteve** · 07-13-2005, 05:24 AM

Also, this is only a Boxster, not a real Porsche anyway.

**Ogix** · 07-13-2005, 05:24 AM

i didn't understand...explain what's the thread about

**BuggyG** · 07-13-2005, 05:26 AM

hehehe try explaining that to insurance company
brings to mind about porsche driver using a runway to test the car
and got a plane to land on him
guy had to get a police report because insurance copmpany wouldn't believe him when he told them!

**Dalai lama** · 07-13-2005, 05:27 AM

Time for a new Porsche ;)

>> I Hit a chicken with my Porsche

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