Finally, I had a chance to talk with the luscious Aria Giovanni, one of my personal favorites.
Zack: It's a real pleasure to get a chance to talk to you!
AGVbaby: Thank you! Your readers can see more of me at ariagiovanni.com!
Zack: Your exotic looks have certainly contributed to your success as an adult star, but you are often promoted as being "naturally curvy".
Zack: Oh, that doesn't offend you, does it? Curvy?
AGVbaby: Not at all. I'm not a waif and I'm not packing any saline.
Zack: Whew. So have you ever considered surgery to correct your curviness?
AGVbaby: No.
Zack: I know Al Roker became much less curvy after he underwent a gastric bypass.
AGVbaby: Goodbye.
Zack: FYI you're kind of a porker.
AGVbaby has disconnected****