My death spiral of failure began with Wifey from Wifey's World
Zack: Hi and thanks for taking the time to talk to me
ThatWifey: My pleasure!
Zack: Do you ever wear your sexy costumes outside the house?
ThatWifey: I used to be we had some trouble
Zack: Not even just in your yard?
ThatWifey: It's pretty private over by the pool, what are you think of?
Zack: Oh, I just wondered if you wear your schoolgirl outfit when you go to the mail to get your AARP magazine
ThatWifey has disconnected****