I will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.
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I don't speak German.Originally posted by wedouglas
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i traveled to germany and austria when i was in high school. they only german i can speak is "bier bitte". which worked out well because that is about alli said the whole trip.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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I'm sure you'll have a blast!
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YARGH! Ik heb een lul EDIT: it's not German but close.Originally posted by ShoehornI don't speak German.Last edited by Chio The Pirate; 07-11-2005, 09:20 PM.
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Have a great time bro!Originally posted by ShoehornI will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.
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Mr. Shoehorn, will you be making it over to France for the Tour De France? Did you know that Tour De France means "Tour of France," because it does.Originally posted by ShoehornI will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.
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Ich sehe... Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber es ist meine lieblinge Klasse.Originally posted by ShoehornI don't speak German.Last edited by wedouglas; 07-11-2005, 09:21 PM.Comment
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I hope so, I am missing Internext.Originally posted by fatal attractionI'm sure you'll have a blast!
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Originally posted by FilthyRob
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Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,Originally posted by wedouglas
Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa.Comment
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Tony and I bid on a pair of Lance Armstrong's cycling spandex last year. I bet they smell like victory.Originally posted by ShoehornComment
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haha whaaaaaa? some type liquid on the floor?Originally posted by ShoehornLast edited by wedouglas; 07-11-2005, 09:24 PM.Comment
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Mr. Shoeshine, you are welcome to visit Baghdad, I provide you with much security and beautiful ladies with very shaven private areas for your pleasure sir.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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I also know the drinking game "Schutz."Originally posted by wedouglasComment
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Originally posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
I assure you Mr. Shoe horn. He is not the real Bob. I will beat you with my shoe imposter!
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just remember to be polite and always greet poeple with "Ficken Sie sich. Ich komme aus USA"Comment
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NO! You are not. I am.Comment
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Sir, we have many good drinking game here as well. My friend Fuaweb created drinking game called "Shoetree" just for you to visit. We take a tree from Lebanon's flag and have intercourse with beautiful lady.Originally posted by ShoehornSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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You are ackmed, you stole 4 jeep vehicales from my compound last week. I kill you immediately with bazooka.Originally posted by Minister of InformationSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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all of your BaghdadBob jokes are lame.Comment
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This thread sure has gotten interesting.
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Originally posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Where are you now? May Donkey's shit in the path of your Camels!Comment
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Originally posted by ShoehornI hope so, I am missing Internext.
I heard that, you'll be missed.
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Originally posted by wedouglas
Oh I could kiss you.
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Thank you Mr. Wedou. His real name is Ackmed Al-Baki. He is a rebel who lives in the desert and steals precious jeep vehicales and camels from my compound.Originally posted by wedouglasSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Originally posted by fatal attraction I heard that, you'll be missed.
YARGH! One of the only people I was really looking forward to hanging out with. There's always Costa Rica in November. The IwantU show.
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dont worry about internext, bmk says your no fun anyway.Comment
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I am at one of my many palaces. Sipping on the nipples milk of many fine shaven young ladies. Our women are very feminine.Originally posted by Minister of InformationSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Fun to bmk is picking up trannies, I am into real women.Originally posted by wedouglasComment
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My friend Tony said you guys can't eat pork. What do you eat with eggs?Originally posted by Mohammad Said al-SahhafComment
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You will very much like our women. They are very feminine and sexy and shave regularly. You come to Baghdad and I let you have all of these shaven and feminine women.Originally posted by Shoehorn
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Originally posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
I know you are a Christian. I saw you eating swine. I will behead your goats, and trample you under my oxcart.Comment
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Mr. Two Guys Name Tony, thank you for your question of Baghdad. Yes, we are allowed to eat eggs.Originally posted by Two Guys Named TonySIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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im just kidding. he didnt say that, but i can confirm he like tranniesOriginally posted by ShoehornComment
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You buy your turbins from the swap meet.Originally posted by BaghdadBobSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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HAHA Tony. They will smell like something I am sure.Originally posted by Two Guys Named TonyComment
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mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself
Quick and Dirty German Lesson (accent on "Dirty"):
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
Scheisseha- shit
Fotze - hahahaha (not hahahaha...c*nt)
Blöde Fotzeha- Stupid hahahaha (see above)
Schwuchtlha- faggot (noun)
Lesbeha- Lesbian (noun)
Mutterfickerha- motherfucker (literal)
Hurensohnha- sonuvabitch
Hureha- whore
Depp - idiot
Drecksauha- dirty pig
Arschgesichtha- "Assface" (Butthead)
Fick dich!ha- fuck you
Fick michha- fuck me
(dummer) Schweinhundha- (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
Schlampeha- tramp or slut
das geht dich einen feuchtenha
haha Scheissdreck anha- none of your fucking business
du verdammterha
hahaha Arschfickerha- you damn assfucker
Leck mich am Arschha- lick my ass
mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself
scheisskopfha- shithead (literal)
schnoodle noodleha- dick snot
Dummkopfha- (lit. stupid head)
Verpiss Dich - Piss off
Wichser - wanker
Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle
Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse
Schwanz - dick
Affenschwanz - ape-dick
*****
Go now Horny Shoe, and make up proud.
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why do all your translations have "ha" on theend of them? also, i think you need to say "ficken Sie sich" unless you know the person you are talking to.Comment
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Originally posted by wedouglas
YARGH! The ha be because some word in his post be triggerin' the haha filter.
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Have a nice stay...
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Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Nice.
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While I am in Germany I'll be in Frankfurt. How far away are you?Originally posted by JOKEREMPIREComment
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80km ... like a 30 min ride on the "Autobahn"
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Waiting for authorization.Originally posted by JOKEREMPIRE80km ... like a 30 min ride on the "Autobahn"
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Have a safe trip and don't forget lots of picsComment
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Thanks, I'll definately be posting pics.Originally posted by xclusive
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this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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